Kelly Marsh

Co-host of the Pardon My Parsing Podcast. Friendly yet mildly grumpy because everything hurts! Astros | Bills | Tide | Naps

[Kelly Marsh @ThatKellyMarsh]

What if the @astros won the World Series this year?

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Sorry to be the picky former professor of audio production, but @ATTSportsNetSW I hope someone is looking into the audio hum issues on the @astros broadcast. Hmmmmmmmmmm.

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@AJFeldmanTV @jmerick84 @BruceExclusive @kfitz134 Yeah, no way this goes south at some point and all the ‘fun’ turns into a distraction. Not the authors fault, but I don’t sense genuine acceptance from his team mates on his trash talk.

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Please, @espn shut off the Pat Mcafee clown show commentary on the @AlabamaFTBL game. It’s terrible.

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Of course Jimmy Buffett dies at the start of a three day weekend marking the end of summer. There was no other option.

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Also today:
Doctor ‘are you taking drug Y?’
Me: ‘you mean the one you prescribed 6 weeks ago that requires weekly blood work because it may interact with drug Z I’ve been taking for a decade and could be fatal. No. Remember?’
Doctor: ‘Oh, OK, let’s skip that.’
Me: Yeah.

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I grow weary of doctors who indignantly tell me I’m wrong when I ask reasonable questions about my health care. Be involved, ask questions, get second opinions.

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@BenOndaTop Who are Michael Brantley, Lance McCulllers Jr., and Ken Giles?

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MA! THE MEATLOAF!! @chazzyfizzz @astros

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As soon as the benches cleared, why didn’t @astros fans start doing The Wave?! That’s the only reasonable response!

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Every time the @astros play the @Mariners this is what I think about. I was there, it was unbelievable!

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Yesterday, as part of an medical treatment, I was given 150mg of steroids. Didn’t fall asleep until after 4am. Just took a follow up dose of 25mg. Now I feel like I could sleep standing and leaning on a tree or lift a small car to save a child. #Decisions

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@SportsMT @SportsTalk790 Really? How else would I know what’s happening with the Conroe 6-7 year old kick ball squad?

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@Super70sSports His collar doubles as an inflatable life vest.

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Sent the kid off to college at 5:30am. What college kid wants to start driving before dawn and why haven’t I recovered from being up that early? I took a nap! At least she’s living her best life. #RollTide

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Today is my birthday! I’m celebrating by sitting in a dark room listening to the AC blow through the vents. It’s glorious.

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@HayesHolly2 Me

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No offense, and I don’t make predictions, but I don’t think the @Orioles or their fans are quite ready for the post season. @astros

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@Demarcuslover49 @MLBONFAX @realKerryByard Fax

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@MLBONFAX @realKerryByard The Fax is the Fax.