Krypton

ALHAMDULILLAH 🙏 | | @realmadrid.

[Krypton @thatKryptonguy]

@donfarfo Aswear 😂

[Donald @donfarfo]

If Jordan Ayew get sef like he go play goal kicks kai

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

calculating if i can survive till payday

[Paris @Aphelele_Monti]

Calling me after 10pm and before 9am (if you’re not my partner) is taking chances. There’s not a single thing I can do for you in between these times.

[Kbwoy-himself🦅🪐 @kbwoy462]

“Fine I’ve accepted to go on the date but all bills on yo..”

[PrettysoftboY🇬🇭🥷 @khaymyles_]

I have a boyfriend but we can still be friends 😂

[𝙹𝙰𝙲𝙾𝙱𝚂 @manlikejacobs]

can’t wait to get married to my 10/10 petite medical doctor with a phat ahh and massive milkers. not for her body tho, but so that she can educate me 🥹

[certified squirtician @mensahasissues]

“my ex used to give me monthly allo..”

[Cecil😮‍💨 @Ofuiiiii]

“My boyfriend is here to pick me up . Thanks for being Free Uber Eats + drinks ATM , you’re such a nice guy” 😭😂😂

[clinton🔫 @wtf_rema]

one day we’ll talk about that round when your dick refuses to get hard again and the girl starts giving you encouraging words.😭😂

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Turning off WhatsApp notifications and only seeing messages when you open the app is a different level of isolation.

[𝓡𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓵 💕🫧 @aboagyewaa_ra]

Growing up I thought anyone who had an ATM card was rich, until I got one myself herrrr kapr3.

[Big El 🏝️ @BlackKyle5]

When you're about to shoot your shot and she posts “God of new phone locate me”

[Twilight @the_marcoliboy]

This will be the hardest decision in my life

[Ernest Opoku Appah @_Padio]

Her: How safe can you keep my heart?

Me:

[Twilight @the_marcoliboy]

Tiki Taka Kaka Lika

[Cecil😮‍💨 @Ofuiiiii]

The lesson: The exam..😂😂😂😭

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

Started talking to this new girl and she said her last relationship lasted for 4 years

[Poverty Slayer @Kin_goldfather]

The funny thing about father's day be say eno dey concern the fathers sef😂

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

They said Ghana had no chance of qualifying for their group. Guess who’s second