Mike Purnell

I tweet sometimes

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I could see that being true

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@DCLangley95 dick pics are dangerous lmao

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

Back in the day if we had a problem we'd meet here

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@laurenpolston #bootyaintthatbig

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Lol you are faker than some flour in a powder bag

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Ima play the field #baberuth

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If you want the best you have to pay for it.

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How's baby keezy feeling this morning? I'm assuming pretty Damn #American. @GKees412

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I'm craving steak N shake something fierce right now

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Hmuhmuhmuhmu

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I don't understand women who don't give head. Like, you know you love getting it. Lol don't be stingy

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"@FunnyTextings: Every relationship should be like this" the Damnnn truth

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Hate to lose ya but I don't like being called a liar

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Blue dreamy dreamy dream drum dumb

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If he slings bad d, I mean just don't marry the dude. Lol #highthoughts

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You are engaged and act like a whore-o

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I know who's low key creeping lol

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Snap chat cracks me up