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half orphan

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FYI if you get pregnant on Thanksgiving you will spend your entire summer out of breath and shaped like a care bear

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Tried to jump from the roof but they saved me with the triple dipper cheese pull

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@MUSTDIEmusic @tramphb Has it ever occurred to you that hate makes you a miserable person?

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I hate it when I hit my word count for the day and it’s like 11 am

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I can’t explain it but the grocery section at target feels so performative

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Do you think they got rid of the easy button because life got so hard?

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Everything at TJ Maxx is so cheap because they don’t know how to take the tags off either

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New emo version of live laugh love just dropped: die, cry, hate

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@mok190833 @AbdulganiXsy @charliekirk11

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Why is every assistant manager obsessed with Dunkin??

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@evann___f @ThePopTingz

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I may be the first person to ever cry during Smoke Two Joints

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You know they really should call it most purpose flour

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Can’t believe my mom left me on loved

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Fuckingfuckfuckfuck not Billy Joel

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I may not be divine, but I am da grapes

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“It’s just a plant it’s totally harmless!! You can’t get addicted!!”

How quitting weed has felt so far:

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Just saw a McDonalds flag at half mast. RIP America 😔

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8:27 AM remembered how lucky I am to have my husband and started actual crying