ThatGuyHasAMullet

Tweeting my reactions to #TigerKing
Hold onto your hat folks, it’s a wild ride

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Snakes in the motherfucking mail, egos like you wouldn’t believe, magic shows, this list could go forever. So much happening here. I’ll continue tomorrow. It’s time for a cat nap. I’m not sorry #TigerKing

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And that’s episode one. Final thoughts: #TigerKing  may not be what we need right now, but it’s what we deserve. This is grade A white trash television at its finest and I fucking love it. Tigers, guns, mullets, outrageous clothing, toothless gay lovers,

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Joe is now shooting a dummy Carole. And she just blew up. All of these people need access to better mental health services #MentalHealthMatters #TigerKing

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So on his internet show he talks about Caroles upcoming birthday and how he was going to mail two snakes to her.. Carole now says that her mailbox exploded with snakes. Taking notes for my next revenge. #TigerKing

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Joes message to Carole and her friends: before they bring him down it is his belief that the they will stop breathing. Slow your roll there, Joe #TigerKing

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Snakes in the motherfucking mail, egos like you wouldn’t believe, magic shows, this list could go forever. So much happening here. I’ll continue tomorrow. It’s time for a cat nap. I’m not sorry #TigerKing

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“I consider that bitch to be one of the biggest terrorists in the exotic animal world right now.” I don’t disagree with you Joe. #TigerKing

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So basically Carole also exploits animals as well, but attacks others for doing the same while brainwashing others to paint her as some kind of big cat saint. What the fuck Carole #CaroleBaskin #TigerKing

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Carole walks dramatically in slow motion. I can’t stand this woman #TigerKing

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Joe has armed guards and carried a gun I’m assuming 24/7. BagVan sleeps with an AK-47 under hit mattress “loaded, ready to roll” #TigerKing

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Now PETA is involved. Literally everyone involved in this is absolutely bat shit fucking crazy and I love it. #TigerKing

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Joe sees himself as the mayor, thee prosecutor, the cop, and the executioner of his zoo. Joe and legless man made a deal to shoot each other if things went wrong. Went wrong how exactly. I need to know #TigerKing

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Pretty much just threatened to shoot any animal rights people if they come to GW Zoo #JoeExotic #TigerKing

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Whoa Joe. Calm down there bud. Dude just said if someone tried to take his animals away it’s going to be a “small Waco” #TigerKing

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Forget coronavirus, we have a tiger crisis in this country #CAROLEBASKINS #TigerKing

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Ooh BagVan has multiple sexy outfit ladies. And according to Joe Exotic you can make 100k off of a cub from the time they’re 4wks old to 16wks old. Carole calls it pimping out tiger cubs #TigerKing

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Of course BagVan lived in Yogaville 🙄 #BagVan #TigerKing

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Oh hey, Stephen Colbert. And Shaq. David Letterman. BagVan is back. I really can’t stand this guy #TigerKing #DocAntle

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Break time. Now to try to not think about that mullet while I eat. Who am I kidding. I’m involved. I’ve been sucked into the tiger king rabbit hole. This is my life now. #TigerKing  #coronapocalypse #ihavenothingelse

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Back to Carole. Trying to shut down Joes tiger magic shows in malls. #TigerKing