—H

couldnt be anymore nonchalant even if i tried.

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ Erling Haaland.
Footballer. Man City/Norway.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

—

Have this ♡
A gift from me to the teeny tiny people in my phone

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

Maybe i am~

[One thing about me, I'm the baddest alive. @ImageOfADeity]

oh, so you’re intentionally unpredictable? that’s unfair… and unfortunately very attractive.

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

As it rightfully so,i have to keep you on your toes hm?

[One thing about me, I'm the baddest alive. @ImageOfADeity]

I can’t decide what’s more attractive: being flirty or being effortlessly nonchalant. I think it’s the mix of the two that gets me.

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

I can be when i wanna be~

[One thing about me, I'm the baddest alive. @ImageOfADeity]

dangerously smooth, sir. you win this round.

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

—•

Battle scars but enjoy this for todays signs of life

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

She's talking about herself btw

[One thing about me, I'm the baddest alive. @ImageOfADeity]

big angel energy

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

Im yet to name it

[Xavi @CVNTFUCK3R]

What did you name it?

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

—

Im all for jokes and shit
But do you know what's not ha ha funny?
This headache that i currently have.

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

It came with alcohol

[Xavi @CVNTFUCK3R]

Why do you have it??????

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

A raccoon :D

[Xavi @CVNTFUCK3R]

WHAT IS THAT

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

—•

Good afternoon to the teeny tiny people in my phone. How're we all holding up? Staying hydrated? Eating enough?

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

Unfortunately for me i do

[Jude B. @KinggKDB]

You like it thoooo

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

Your baby face

[Jude B. @KinggKDB]

The baby face hmmmm?

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

Look at the baby face on that

[Jude B. @KinggKDB]

Very much so handsome 😌

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

We know this though

[Jude B. @KinggKDB]

It does look amazing on you too😌

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

♡

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

Blue looks good on you

[Jude B. @KinggKDB]

Well hello

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

If you see me in an awkward position,you dont.
Im trying to crack my back and its not working with me

[—H @THATNUMBR9]

—if you need him, he'll be getting the best deserved rest.