Matt Schneider

I use humor to hide the fact that I'm just a really shitty person.

UWSP '18 - BS in Computer Science and Web Design

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Really makes you think 🤔

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The thought of having to work tomorrow is just 🤮

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TJ Maxx carts need cupholders.

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Someone please tell me why the city decided that 12:30am is the perfect time to send out the street sweeper through my neighborhood?

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@SullivanKing I live halfway between both and my mom makes a great Pecan Pie! We can add a chair to the table!

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When Spider-Man 2 comes on the tv while at the gym... Guess my workout just got 2h 7m plus commercials longer 🤷

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@Phetuz384 So instead you choose to be a Bears fan... Smh

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I gotta say, watching some of the plays Burrow and co. pulled off yesterday really took me back to how exciting prime LSU football was.

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@pumpernichols I'm so excited for you!!

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Today was not a good mental health day in the slightest. All I want to do is fall asleep and start fresh tomorrow, yet here we are. 😮‍💨

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Tonight during the Olympics, Dwayne 'The Rock's Johnson said "while it's nice to be important, it's much more important to be nice" and damn I want to live by that.

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@Phetuz384 @ZannaMallory 👀👀👀

[ted 🇵🇸 @rtnordy]

obsessed with this guy who just uploads videos of him playing classic rock riffs while his birb freestyles vocals

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I've been a homeowner for two months now, and I've determined that one of the best parts is all the birds that hang around at my feeders!
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The worst is forgetting to put out the bin on trash day 😭

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@mrsmadelindley Looks like he will be all ready for EAA too!

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I just won $25 from placing on a Kahoot and $50 from a random spinner while drunk at a virtual work celebration... this is my peak.

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Wow UCLA sure knows how to make for some exciting basketball.

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Me sitting in my new office with boxes everywhere, but atleast my streaming setup is all good...

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Today my mom mentioned that she's proud of me... so I'll just go cry into my whiskey and ride this high for the rest of the year thanks.

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@muaqueenica And at night it's the "plant RAVEyard" right?!