Ari Ferrari

Bios are stupid.

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

A good smack in the dome is all I needed this morning

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

Watching someone eat a Burger is one of the most intimate things you can do

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

Starbucks and then a giant green juice? I'll just think of it as a cleanse

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

This class room smells like cats. So many cats.

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

White girls love stagecoach

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

Best comeback ever "read my license plate frame bitch"

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

People that are happy just don't kill their husbands

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

Now that I know what a warm toilet seat feels like in the morning, I don't know if I can ever go back to my previous life style

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

"Ive snorted coke off a dead guy at my store... tell me how your store is cooler than mine?"

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

If @RyanSeacrest is on a juice cleanse, I'm going on a juice cleanse. Obviously its the key to success #winning

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

LOL at people who argue with strangers on the internet #dontstopthough

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

A song from the Frozen soundtrack definitely just came on while I was listening to Burlesque radio

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

Lifetime movies make me question every choice I've ever made

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

Free kegs are the best kegs and I hate beer

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

Was just told that you're not a real hip hop dancer unless you're part of a gang. @ratchetscott what gang are you a part of?

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

What exactly is a gangsters paradise?

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

My teacher is wearing fishnets because its hump day

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

I'm smarter than my teacher and the girl next to me smells like laundry that was left in the washer too long #ilovemondays

[Ari Ferrari @ThatOneFerrari]

I've never felt so anxious while refreshing my email