Tori K

Nerd, WoW addict, rocker chick, pervert, sarcastic, and single mom of two. Life has kicked me in the ass, now it's time to grab life by the balls.

[Tori K @ThatOneMILF]

Just joined The Product's fan list via @FanBridge. You should too! - http://t.co/YKmD6zjh

[Matt @sucittaM]

If you die from one of the diseases you can get on The Oregon Trail, I'm gonna laugh at you. Sorry.

[WGRD @WGRD]

Retweet for a chance to win tickets to see @RedMusicOnline tonight @sectionlive.

[HN @designersays]

Be yourself? No, don't be yourself. You need to be whatever it is the person you're attracted to wants you to be. You wanna get laid right?

[Hometeam @hometeamband]

So close to 900! Be a pal and tell your friends about H-team! Help spread the herp... Love. Love is what I meant to say.

[Tori K @ThatOneMILF]

@Schmoodles I think the cartoon avi made you stick out more i'm my timeline. This one makes you blend in.

[WGRD @WGRD]

Retweet for a chance at winning a pair of tickets to see Bush and Filter tonight at @TheOrbitRoom!

[Dave @gneicco]

Women should get an extra birthday for every child they bring into the world.

[The Poke @ThePoke]

PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: the iPhone5 has a unique vibrate mode and a bigger camera #Apple #LetstalkiPhone http://t.co/nzLdO8Ke

[Tori K @ThatOneMILF]

Relates to previous tweet: How do you get sauce in your ear?!

[Tori K @ThatOneMILF]

"I hope whoever invented spaghetti sauce is burning in his own pasta hell right now." - every parent after a pasta dinner.

[Tori K @ThatOneMILF]

@Lord_Voldemort7 Huge fail. It's DOCTOR House :P

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Baby whale http://t.co/NjQvWdcp

[Tori K @ThatOneMILF]

@ProSexTips Joystick.

[Dru @dru0887]

You can't ruin a relationship with sex, thats like saying you are ruining ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

[Tori K @ThatOneMILF]

@DJRanmaS Want!