Tieghan Desson

[Tieghan Desson @ThatPatchesGuy]

@brooke_ruth just sell knick knacks for food. Do what you gotta do

[Tieghan Desson @ThatPatchesGuy]

@BriannaTheOkay They're also capable of forming watertight rafts out of their bodies in a flood scenario. Just sayin

[Drizzy @justdrizzyyy]

This is way better than Damn Daniel 😂😂😂 https://t.co/Mj5oVEmtbS

[Tieghan Desson @ThatPatchesGuy]

These are facts. http://t.co/5BcmilVxxw

[Tieghan Desson @ThatPatchesGuy]

Is someone else telling Twitter that they like the "while you were away" feature? Cause I keep saying it's terrible and its still here.

[Tieghan Desson @ThatPatchesGuy]

@scottfeschuk My new life motivation.

[Tieghan Desson @ThatPatchesGuy]

Leaving for class,
Coleton: "well it's time to learn pre-calculus"
@heuuurug : "I'm gonna go give people tools"
#K

[Tieghan Desson @ThatPatchesGuy]

@brooke_ruth k town life right there ;)

[Tieghan Desson @ThatPatchesGuy]

@JustinTrudeau If elected will you bring back the best leader the world has ever seen to be a supreme badass again? #ChretienAgain

[Tieghan Desson @ThatPatchesGuy]

When the Nag actually teaches you physics. #SomethingAboutTheNagsSon #Physics #GlobalWarming #MrNagy

[Tieghan Desson @ThatPatchesGuy]

Octopus gets salty “This is what happens when you pour Soy sauce on a DEAD cuttlefish. http://t.co/P7qiaH1qrV”

[Tieghan Desson @ThatPatchesGuy]

*Fake throws up in hand* Oh no. Imaginary vomit. Now, does that go in the rubbish or can I recycle it?

[Tieghan Desson @ThatPatchesGuy]

"Let's be honest, not a lot of people have the energy to be as self absorbed as I am." #ShitPatchesSays

[Tieghan Desson @ThatPatchesGuy]

*inhales steadily and constantly* #ShitVentsSay

[Tieghan Desson @ThatPatchesGuy]

@Rambling_Rover @catssidy to be honest @KoolDude1335 really don't tweet anymore.