Andre 习安徳

Investment Banker, FICC Quant, Data Scientist, Financial Engineer, Mathematician. Twitter: a place where people who know nothing can be experts on anything.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

those spurs nuns better not come to the garden bc there’s no god in nyc

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

Series 2-0.

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We got 2 SMD!!!

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@ChoporDieTrying @prinsessmarthe @hauseoffunk @DeepVioletOcean @WadeTPaton You’re getting dog walked? Rough son. Can’t relate.

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@ChoporDieTrying @prinsessmarthe @hauseoffunk @DeepVioletOcean @WadeTPaton You right now:

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@ChoporDieTrying @prinsessmarthe @hauseoffunk @DeepVioletOcean @WadeTPaton

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@ChoporDieTrying @prinsessmarthe @hauseoffunk @DeepVioletOcean @WadeTPaton No, I ain’t familiar with the process of having to wear a helmet everywhere I go because that’s not a gift lmao. You know having to wear that everywhere don’t make you a superhero right?

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@ChoporDieTrying @prinsessmarthe @hauseoffunk @DeepVioletOcean @WadeTPaton Bro took one of these and thought it was an IQ test lmao

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@ChoporDieTrying @prinsessmarthe @hauseoffunk @DeepVioletOcean @WadeTPaton AKA she should have known you’re functionally illiterate and sub 80 IQ.

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@ChoporDieTrying @prinsessmarthe @hauseoffunk @DeepVioletOcean @WadeTPaton There’s no way you’re this retarded bro

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

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@ExTerMINater267 Hey, retard

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@ExTerMINater267 @prinsessmarthe @grok @FreedomIsMyGndr @yhdistyminen You must be retarded because it literally says there is no single criterion.

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@evan_doji @prinsessmarthe @DarrigoMelanie This is wrong.

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@DiogenesWorld @prinsessmarthe @CharlesFLehman She literally said “they have misrepresented the risk of these securities.” She did not say the existence of these securities is fraud. Are you retarded?

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@KrissyQuark @FrogUponAShroom @knockinthenight @quantKid lol there no way he’s still playing with himself.

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@JenniferALeoni @prinsessmarthe @eskiflo1 @AlexNowrasteh @IamSean90 The US gov literally sent her here to replace you.

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@FrogUponAShroom @knockinthenight @KrissyQuark homie brought his sock here 💀

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@EngineeredBimbo @knockinthenight @KrissyQuark @grok His mother might have been an astronaut lmao.

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@knockinthenight @KrissyQuark @grok Welp, funny how the bot can understand what she meant and it was consistent with what I actually said. 🤷🏽‍♂️