ThatsFairZack

This is ThatsFairZack, I just made this account for Twitch. This is the Lufia II Ancient Cave Speedrunner! I was Partnered on twitch on September 21, 2016. :D

[ThatsFairZack @ThatsFairZack]

After a first failed attempt at Ancient Cave, I recieved the news that I was accepted for the partnership program! I'am in absolutely SHOCK!

[ThatsFairZack @ThatsFairZack]

Hey everyone. I know I haven’t been around much in any capacity but it’s because I’ve had a pretty bad year.

My 20 year relationship fell apart.

I lost my job (kind of got it back)

Financially I’m struggling.

And a week ago today…my mom died.

I’m tired. I’m so…so tired.

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MAN…what I would give to be a fly in the room the awkward moment the guy who does the jiggle physics in video games asks the lead Animation Director to ok his progress.

Like he either likes what he sees, or directs the animator to improve the jiggles.

EITHER WAY LOL

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So a follower of mine made an Lufia II Ancient Cave inspired game and I streamed it for fun/feedback and his first patch notes came out.

HOW DID THAT STREAM GO YOU ASK?!

Here is one of the notes in that new patch:

[ThatsFairZack @ThatsFairZack]

Social Media or just any form of media sharing websites need to go back to being able to dislike and downvote dumb shit to remove it from public view. Engagement farming fuckers don't even post content anymore. The headlines and even media itself is rage/click bait nonsense.

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DISCLOSURE: I made this with AI

DISCLOSURE PART 2: FUCK TRUMP

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For anyone that has a problem with people producing information for arguments/debates from Wikipedia, reminder that those brackets with the numbers troughout the page [6]<<like that, you can click and guess what? It scrolls to the bottom of the page to all the CITED SOURCES.

[ThatsFairZack @ThatsFairZack]

Vagina

Vaginara

Vaginaga

[ThatsFairZack @ThatsFairZack]

*Sees cool new game on steam*

"Turn based"

*gasp*

"RPG"

*GASP*

"Adventure"

*GASSSSP*

"Fantasy"

*GASSSSSSSSSP*

"Retro"

*GAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSP!!!!!*

"Deck Builder"

"SON OF A BITCH"

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Want to defeat the algorithms and disrupt the grifters/bots? I have a solution.

Stop clicking on shit that sucks.

Content sucks? Don't click it.

Person Sucks? Don't click it.

Rage Bait? Don't click it.

Someone said something stupid? Don't Click it. Let them be stupid alone.

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Me: Yes! They are remaking one of my favorite RPG games from my childhood! I can’t wait to see what they do with it in the modern age!

*FEATURES ALL NEW 2-D 3-D GRAPHICS SIMILAR TO OCTOPATH TRA…*

Me: GOD DAMNIT

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People yelling out “AI” at media is the new way of saying “SHOPPED.”

We’ve been saying that for decades. Damn man. Time has flown by.

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One thing i've noticed about all those AI videos that are created like movie scenes is the continuity between shots is way to consistent/matched perfect. It's missing that human continuity error that adds some unique jank between shots . It doesn't feel the same. You can tell.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

No way this is real. 💀

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Remember when Trump said he was going to get rid of income tax and abolish the IRS so Americans would have "more money" in their paycheck, in favor of implementing Tariffs on consumer goods?

That never happened, and we've been getting double dipped this whole time.

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Cloud doesn't have an inventory in this flashback. This would be Zack's inventory. Also, in the OG FFVII, Sephiroth turns around and is stabbed in the FRONT by Cloud. In later iterations, Crisis Core and Last Order, Sephiroth is stabbed in the back being distracted by Jenova.

[Eric Arraché @ericarrache]

Minha cabeça acabou de explodir agora:

Em Final Fantasy VII, a gente fica pensando "como o Cloud conseguiu acertar o Sephiroth pelas costas na cena do flashback verdadeiro?", e a resposta tá na nossa frente o tempo todo

Quando a gente controla ele no flashback, ele tá carregando só uma Materia: Ataque Preventivo, que quando funciona, você começa a batalha atacando o inimigo pelas costas... exatamente o que acontece na cena do flashback (eu nunca tinha entendido o propósito dessa Materia estar lá)

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Even if you want to claim he was hit by the car, it’s apparent that idiots don’t know where/what the torso is and the fact that bruises are a form of internal bleeding. In the video, IF you think he got hit, it’s in the thighs or legs. And he walked away.

This is dumb.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.

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At 37 years old I’m having my first ever surgery tomorrow in my entire life. In fact, it’s my first ever procedure I’ve ever had. I’m having my two bottom wisdom teeth removed. Not gonna lie, I’m freaking out and kind of scared. I’m embarrassed.

Any help or tips?

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Air fresheners are a SCAM

When have you EVER gone into a bathroom after someone dropped a humungo dungo from down undo, sprayed some Lysol/febreze put your hands on your hips took a huge deep inhale through your nose and thought to yourself

“There. That’s MUCH better.”

NEVER!

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Hey this post goes out to all the people who go into a business today and/or tomorrow and casually ask an employee “I can’t believe they make you work on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day! Why don’t they let anyone off for the holidays anymore?”

YOU mother fucker.

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I'm the best AI prompter that has EVER prompted. LMAO