Sam Marshall

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

Literally just texted my best friend “all that’s keeping me sane is that this beer is cold and there’s goat cheese on my salad” #lowpoint #butfunny

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

Haven’t checked twitter for a while because people think guns kill people but honestly what happened to Snapchat and why is it so complicated? #doesthismakemeold?

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

@WhatsaVargas @MacaroniGrill @olivegarden Maybe the one thing I miss about good old MO. I am in full agreement with you.

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

Discovered my #2 biggest fear: Being that woman who had 14 worms in her eyes that were only known to be in cattle. Fear #1: Pulling away from the gas pump without putting the pump back.

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

My ya’lls are getting stronger by the day the longer I’m down here in “the south.”

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

Went from -14° to 32° as we’re driving through states. I’ll tell ya 30° feels warm after that #nocoatneeded

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

@e25ville My fav is “I got here as soon as I wanted.”

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

Pinterest locked my out of my own account because I was pinning too many bullet journaling articles and apparently that was “weird activity.”

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

Me: “did you fart in the shower? I heard you all the way in the bedroom.”
Boyfriend: “Yeah, great acoustics in here.”

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

No YOU’RE ballin’, @cj_wentz #northdakotaproud

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

The fact that I have to work 5 days next week really has me worried.

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

@e25ville I would also add ‘jeepers’

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

7° tonight, 60° Thanksgiving Day #northdakota #northofthewall

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

My favorite @McDonalds employee is working 😍 #susan #makesmyday

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

It could be the fact that I don't have a 4k TV, but Seattle looks like limesicles.

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

@WhatsaVargas @MariahCarey OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT NO SHAVE NOVEMBER UNTIL YOUR TWEET

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

@e25ville Just this week I’ve pulled out of my dog’s mouths an entire dead mouse, a wing of a pheasant, and the entire head of a rabbit.

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

Is there an age where you don’t call your mom and ask what your social is because you can’t remember? #ihopenot

[Sam Marshall @ThatShitJaye]

@e25ville It does not get better #jk #itgetsalittlebetter