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[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

One thing about women,and believe me this is not a theory,is they do not care. At all. Whether you bought her car,an iphone 17,pay her insurance,took her to Ritz carlton,or you pay her rent,all this is meaningless when she likes you. But the problem is,all this is also meaningless when she doesnt like you. You’ll send 50k on her birthday uone umefanya kitu kubwa,mwingine amtumie mia tatu,but she will see the mia tatu guy as more thoughtful because she likes him. So as men its only sensible,that we do the bare minimum,or just enough,and aspire to be loved not because of the extent we go,but because of what we are.

[kirui @thatsKirui]

@Its_Roddie AI

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

HOW DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES RELATE TO THEIR PRESIDENTS😂😂😂😂😂

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Jamaa wa 9–5 sahii wanaosha Tin ya kubeba Githeri waru kesho wakienda job

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Ei

[kirui @thatsKirui]

if she can THROW she can RECEIVE as well

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

As a woman usiwai kaa hivi ukajiambia unaweza piga bwanako alafu akuwe ni wale hot tempered, you will regret your life. Say No To GBV

[Agni Kai @_wakina]

🫩🫩

[🥃 @MildTequila]

Kutu ya wiki tatu 😭

[MLB @MLB]

Luis Arraez leaped over the tag at home plate …

But decided to just go back to the dugout 🤣

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Kama unajua uyu dem, hauendi heaven. Trust me on that

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

What women call ovulation is basically what us men feel everyday. We produce testosterone almost 20 times more than women on daily basis. And you can Imagine how wild women get during ovulation,mwingine alinipigia simu saa nane usiku,ananiambia kim nimelemewa kuja,nikamwambia aniwekee fare,she sent 5K,nikazima simu. Mtu anataka utoke kasarani saa tisa usiku,uende mpaka Bulbul huko ngong ukaswage yeye,ichieni bwana?

Na ujue ni siku tatu tu,now imagine if women were ovulating 30 days a month. Unajua wanaume tungekua katika hali ya atari sana bwana. These people would be rapping us,vigorously! Thats why I laugh when i hear people say men are sexually indisciplined. Do you know what discipline it takes to walk with an upright penis in CBD,where 96% of the women have their thighs outside? Na saa ingine jua huwa inawaka,testosterone inapanda,unambao mpaka unaskia kitefutefu bwana. Ziet!!

Earth is hard!

[KC Preds Fan @PredsKc]

It baffles me that it took 5 teams for one to finally figure out that batting him leadoff makes literally zero sense

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Nganya culture hukaa poa kaa si wewe uko ndani, I used to get mini heart attacks from Railways hadi Ngong, saaingine huoni mahali mko hujui kama umepitishwa, kamagera alikudanganya fare ndio uingie, inaendeshwa vibaya usipojishikilia utajikuta juu ya abiria wengine. Pure chaos 🤣🤣🤣

[Theo🇯🇲 @Th30SM]

"martinellis development"

[george @StokeyyG2]

Perfect time to bring back this video…

[kirui @thatsKirui]

everytime you are tweeting

[Hon. Mwengi Mutuse, OGW @HonMwengiMutuse]

Former President H.E. Uhuru Kenyatta Should Retire with Dignity and Stop Fighting President H.E. @WilliamsRuto.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I dont even know what we call this,at this point honestly

Is it MADNESS, is it MOCKERY,is it Bi-POLAR,or is it Seasonal down syndrome. Which one are you @WilliamsRuto

How can such words be coming out of your mouth? How can a dog complain that its kennel smells,yet it has shitted on every corner without remourse!

We are here because of you @WilliamsRuto

You have taken this country 25 years back. Economy wise,Democracy wise,institution wise,and even mental wise.

We are poor because of you. You have done nothing else but plunder,like a thief without a plan

Schoolfees,rent, electricity bills,transport,food,clothings; all these things we pay almost double now since you started your overtaxation spree to compensate for the loans you took on our behalf and stole.

Unaingia town na one thousand unarudi na fuliza ya two hundred!

I dont even think the constitution drafters considered some of the crimes you have committed

Wewe mpaka umepatia Warlord Terrorists passport,na ukaapisha wao tukiona na hii macho yetu mbili

There is no jail for you,we are supposed to stone you on a national holiday. Kenya lacks prosperity because a man called Ruto leads this country

Kasia sana!

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

John Methu: Wewe William Ruto. Kwa sababu kila siku nikienda kwa mkutano wewe unanirushia tear gas. Leo niko nyumbani, kama wewe ni mwanamume, rusha leo. Kama wewe ni mwanamume, ndio huyu mimi, ndio hawa watu wa nyumbani, rusha leo. Mtu muoga kabisa, nilikuambia nakuheshimu lakini sikuogopi

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na mnajua Ile jamaa ya iko nini iliharibu market value yangu mbaya sana. Sahii hakuna ata mrembo ameniuliza niko wapi,na ni friday jameni. Mimi unajua kuna enzi nilikua natesa sana,napiganiwa na warembo. Na sio hawa wenu wa Roysambu,apana,mimi napiganiwa na high value women. Nakumbuka kitambo kidogo,kuna siku wamama wameekana vidungi apa juu yangu. Mmoja ni ule tuliwekea fence juzi apa tu,ule huendesha v8 ya 16 mirrion,na sasa na ule mwingine anaitwa Eve. Wameekana mangumi mbaya sana, virtually

Wa fence anasema polo is mine! Eve nayeye anasema no,you’re too short,hes mine! Kidogo ndio hao wameanza kuitana ghasia. Mambo ikachemka. Unadhani nilikua na demand niaje? Mimi na shares za NCBA hakukua na tofauti. Alafu jamaa moja brukenge ikaenda live television kusema siogi. Aiiih!! Stock market ikaporomoka bwana. This is what we call sabotage

Sasa nataka nitafute vijana kama nne wameshiba msuri,manake ata bibilia inasema an eye for an eye,nataka nipeleke wao waende wakumie hapo nje ya studio. Waachilie mzigo kama tipper imetoka quarry. Jamaa kukuja asubuhi ipatane na mlima. Lord give me grace to show my enemies the strenght you have given me. Senzi kabisa!

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Q: Were senators paid to impeach Rigathi Gachagua?

Maanzo: Yes, they were. You even heard Junet Mohammed confirm this.

Q: You're a senator, were you paid?

Maanzo: I was approached and offered Ksh. 10M, but I was given conditions: “If you take this money, you must vote yes. If you take it and run away, you won’t get to your house. If you take it and vote ‘no,’ you still won’t get to your house.” Therefore, I said I was going to vote no #CitizenDayBreak