@EmeraldRobinson@ScottJenningsKY I watched clips of him on CNN and wondered how he puts up with those people. Turns out he is one of them just playing his role.
Will be calling CNN today to ask if @ScottJenningsKY has quit his job after becoming a global laughingstock with his imaginary "20 minute call" to Mitch McConnell.
You suddenly receive $2.5M today.
But for 12 months:
You must tell absolutely no one you have money.
No flexing.
No hints.
No lifestyle changes.
No helping people secretly.
You have to keep living exactly as you currently do. Could you actually pull that off?
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Just so we are all on the same page:
>White male surrounded by Black males
>Black males ASSAULT White male on camera
>White male gets arrested (???)
>By White female cop (?!!)
>Police ask for footage not to be shared
...what are we even doing here?!
@LionelMedia Convince young women, I mean gestational people, that motherhood and raising children was oppression. Further convince them that whore culture was freedom. All while brainwashing them that abortion was “woman’s health”.
When your ideas are ass, you gotta show 'em your ass.
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When you’re a candidate in an election year and have no real ideas, you throw a turd in the water to see if it floats.
And so it went with gubernatorial hopeful Jocelyn Benson last week when she floated a 47-second Instagram clip promising the people of Michigan high-speed trains. Predictably, partisans snapped at this turd as if it were a chocolate eclair.
But high-speed trains will never come. We don’t need them. And we can’t afford them.
First, let’s do math.
Not counting California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s boondoggle lying on the floor of the San Joaquin Desert, there are no high-speed rail lines in the U.S., except for the Acela that connects New York to Washington, D.C. The price of tickets for the Acela is four times greater than a standard snail train.
Man in bright blue blazer and sunglasses holds up both hands in defensive gesture while standing on wooden dock near river and bridge
Apply that multiplier to a Detroit-Chicago roundtrip "low-speed" train, where the average price today is around $200. That would mean that an imagined high-speed train ticket would cost about $800.
Now consider that the same car trip to the Windy City and back currently costs $100 with gas at $4 a gallon.
So, two couples taking a weekend trip to Chicago by car would cost $100. The same couple taking the imaginary high-speed rail would pay $3,200, not including parking and taxis. That math don’t math.
Now, some accounting. For decades, Michigan has been stripped by giant corporations, big unions, pinheaded politicos, and dipsticks of the technical class. In short, we don’t have the bread for an imaginary train. And even if we did, there are a mountain of other priorities that need addressing.
Consider in Whitmer’s eight years:
Our Roads Aren’t Fixed
Our roads, electric grid, sewers, and drinking water are graded among the worst and most expensive infrastructure systems in the country. Meanwhile, Canada continues to dump its industrial garbage in our landfills at the cheapest rates in America. And don’t forget, Detroit will need upward of $100 million to clean up its poisoned demolition holes.
Our Adults Can’t Count
The federal government is demanding to see our records for Medicaid, food stamps, and Unemployment Insurance reimbursements. The state, naturally, is resisting an actuarial assessment of its potential fraud and incompetence.
Our Kids Can’t Read
Michigan’s children have fallen near the bottom nationwide in reading and math proficiency. Detroit’s school system is ranked the worst of any urban district in America.
No Good Jobs
Whitmer has doled out billions in corporate welfare in exchange for the “good paying jobs” of the future. But those promised jobs have not materialized. Worse, Michigan has lost nearly 10% of its auto-related jobs since Whitmer took office. The unemployment rate in the Great Lakes State is in the top 10 nationally while our economic growth is in the bottom 10.
Our People Are Leaving
Politicians and their press poodles bark about Michigan’s sudden population growth. But that’s just a statistical mirage. The U.S Census Bureau simply changed the way it estimates population back in 2024. If we calculate population today with the old pre-2024 method, Michigan actually lost 2,000 residents last year.
Our Cities Are Dangerous
In some surveys, Michigan has seven of the most violent and dangerous cities in America: Detroit, Flint, Saginaw, Kalamazoo, Lansing, Jackson, and Battle Creek. You know we’ve got problems when Cleveland becomes a preferred destination.
I could go on, but it doesn’t take an engineer.
If we’re going to dream for the impossible, my daughter suggests a herd of KittyKat-Unicorns. After all, Kitty-Corns can fly. They’re really cute. And they fart stardust and rainbows.
Remember my fellow Michiganders: Vote early and vote often.
So, I am in need of a good scanner. I narrowed it down to one on Amazon, but wanted to check out my local Best Buy first. So I went there, and they had 4 scanners in the entire store to choose from! That was it! So the salesperson looked it up online, and they had NONE in the size that I need. She told me to check out Staples. So, I went there and found that they carry 3 in the entire store. Are the days of simply walking into a store to buy something gone? Back home, 3 clicks, and it will be sent by Amazon Tuesday. I should have just done that in the first place!
Maher: "I’m tired of hearing about the Godd*mn Reflecting Pool. I got to say, I don’t really give a sh*t about the Reflecting Pool and I love America but I got to admit we’re the only place that could make a pool improve by p*ssing in it."
These are, in my opinion, the 4 essential guns every American should own:
1) .22 long rifle
2) 9mm handgun
3) 12 gauge shotgun
4) .223 semi-automatic rifle
Agree or disagree?
“What would you say to Trump if he was here right now?”
Liberal: “Fuck you. You’re a piece of shit. I really, genuinely hope you die in a most horrific public way.”
The tolerant left, folks.
🚨GRAPHIC: A 39-year-old rapist dragged a 15 year old girl to the bush and raped her. As he reached orgasm the gun fell and the girl picked up the gun and shot the rapist dead.