Lauren Stewart

Independent, atheist semi-model, writer of drivel, occasionally funny and acerbic, but completely human.

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@highbrow_nobrow Maybe Charlie needs to experience a live fire exercise.

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@Lilith_Atheist Yeah, they'd never use that word.

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@notcapnamerica So... she has professional standards.

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@jasonllevin He's a threat to anything that doesn't put more coin in his bank account.

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Frankly, I'm voting for the side without the fake tanned fat ass bigot who coddles billionaires and thinks your kids can get a sex change in school.

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@RonFilipkowski He was never a democrat.

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@patriottakes How to tell people you have a collection of bloodied dirty little girls' socks in a special file cabinet in your office your wife doesn't know about. And late at night you pull one out for a lingering sniff.

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@ItsDeanBlundell Hell of a change since the FEDs started kicking down doors and collecting evidence. I'm sure it's coincidence.

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@ButtCheeksMoses @Lilith_Atheist So much for being the light of the world and being the good neighbor. That's for chumps and poor people, right?

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@Lilith_Atheist Huzzah

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@KellyScaletta Karma is beautiful but dangerous thing.

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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar Including himself?

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@KamalaHQ Lying Shit Golem.

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@PastorAlexLove My windows don't open that way.

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@TheUnvirgin So... Mormonism?

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@RpsAgainstTrump Two closeted gay men with receding hairlines hand-jobbing each other because no woman would have either of them.

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@RonFilipkowski The bitch can't pay his own bills.

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@DLgodlessbitch LOL

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@KamalaHQ Way to dodge the question, Nimrata.

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@MaxwellScheffi1 @joshimusp @LaserSharkDFB @AtheistPhoenix And? Smart people make bad choices all the time.