Spider Mureiko

Full time, pain in the ass, big jerk, know it all. Fully licensed and accredited.

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

@kaileysolesx I'm DM'ing.
Please let me taste those toes...

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

@AdrianneCurry The O'l Man looks like an old school Chicago bad ass! Reminds me of my O'l Man.

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

@Milkyyyxox I wish I could be so lucky!

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

I get building up the storyline of things to come for the entire 2nd season but to wait for the absolute last 4 minutes of the show to captivate my interest? #DareDevilBornAgain

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

@kaileysolesx (づ ◕‿◕ )づ

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

@DougBenson @AMCTheatres And yet we all continue to pay for these types of services. Where are all the Karen's at protesting this type of shit?

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

@realVGilligan, I just finished watching the first episode of #Pluribus and I must say, Holy Fawk!
You have done it once again! You've captured me in the first episode like you have always done in such cases as The X-Files, Lone Gunmen, BB & BCS.
Thank you so much! Much Love!

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

Fucken media needs to stop reporting shark related deaths with the tagline "eaten alive".
Like, no shit asshole! Anything that gets eaten in the ocean is eaten alive. Fucking aquatic life don't be carrying around grills and shit.

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

The voices in my head aren’t voices. They’re me running through all the options.

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

@Pressuresta2k I bet you could use a cleanup bitch...

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

@fantasyfootjobs @F33TGOAT Do you need a cleanup boy?

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

@RealCliveBarker I was going through old chats, cleaning house and what not and I must say I really miss our conversations, I miss you. It was like intellectual intercourse. So it goes...

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

@theREALKDaubert Going through old chats and I must say I really miss the good conversations we used to have, I miss you. I hope you're doing well.

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

@undeux Going through old chats and I gotta say I really miss our conversations, I miss you...

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

@PsalmOne I miss our conversations, especially when you'd call me high asf from the balcony of your friends place. They were good conversations. You never did make me your mac n cheese...

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

@F33TGOAT @nalimariebad You need to share!

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

@momsnextdoorx It needs more cum but yes! 😝

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

Your #AI don't mean sht to me unless it can get #Gboard to auto capitalize the word "I" mid sentence.

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

@StephenKing When their normal gait no longer resembles a drunkard trying not to fall.

[Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude]

Just sitting here wondering if @RickandMorty have an opinion about the current status of the @butter_robot project or it's lack there of...