Finkle McCrinkleberry

Not everyone knows how to do everything. Tweeting isn’t the only thing.

[Finkle McCrinkleberry @ThatsPrettyGnar]

The Knicks championship over Wemby solidifies the importance of having 3D&D&D guys in the modern NBA. If you can’t guard 1-4, can’t reliably hit corner threes, and don’t have the charisma to charm the giant alien protecting an elusive ring, I simply can’t find minutes for you

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Hoover built one dam and thinks he’s a Mead guy? Ok buddy. Call me when you’ve made Lake Melomel. Better yet, give me a buzz when Lake Metheglin is racked. Just so sick of these homebrewing posers

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To answer Shakespeare’s question: it’s not 2B for me. I much prefer 30A #beachguy

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Damn, Bam, I Adebayo a drink after that performance

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Pickleball is for people that say that they read audiobooks

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Why do hybrid cars sound like Billie Eilish background vocals?

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This Christmas, let’s choose peace.

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Crazy that there’s a million Christmas albums out there but the Cranberries were the only band committed to Thanksgiving music

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Watching the sun set at 4:45 from the office

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Hilarious that these old heads think they could play in today’s league. Picasso is out there blabbering about how I wouldn’t stand a chance against him in the paint. Don’t talk if you avant garded me

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@Dennis1SmithJr back like we never left

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Putin must love Auburn if he doesn’t want Ukrainians joining Nate Oates

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Locky making a shake

[Grant Williams @GrantlinMW]

I actually came away from the finale more impressed with Lumon’s security protocols.

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A message for the Kansas City Chiefs

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Surely this is the first episode of AD’s hit new prank show #Punkd

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Three-team deal that includes Utah.

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What is 39 in goat years?

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Wish I had the brane for string theory