Steven Brockenbrow

My job fuses magic, suggestion, psychology, misdirection and showmanship. I achieve all the results you’ll see through a varied mixture of those techniques.

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

@Spindra @F1 Not bad on debut

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

Do you know why this might be at all @ChrisMedlandF1 ?

[Luke Thompson @Spindra]

@fia Could you clarify why Hadjar's classification changed from a DNS in 'DOC 41' to a DNF in 'DOC 48' as he clearly didn't start and in previous races those drivers that don't start are classed as DNS?

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

@MattHibbert @LocalSoundwave Can’t hear this song without also thinking “please be upstanding for the reigning, defending, tag team champions….” 😂

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

@MattHibbert @JayWilko_ No. Surely that wasn’t 2017. Can’t possibly be… it was year before last wasn’t it?

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

@Spindra @HLTCO It never gets old 😂

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

@knittykitty Trawsfynydd looks so out of place on this list of major cities 😭😂

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

@SamStylesx I’ve never seen a recovery like it, absolutely superhuman 👏🏻 👏🏻

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

“I feel like if this happened three months ago she’s made up her mind dude.”

Taxi driver, now deceased “Do you really think so?”

[Laurmageddon @knittykitty]

Got into an Uber after returning a rental car with my friend who got married on Tuesday, Uber driver asks where we’re coming from so we say his wedding and the Uber driver immediately launched into how his 18 year marriage ended 3 months ago. Can’t convince me life isn’t scripted

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

@JayWilko_ I know that says First Over Masterclass but I reckon that’s his first over of the innings and not his first over he’s ever bowled in his life 😂

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

@Cat_Miow @JayWilko_ @NorthForReal Oh my god he’s wearing a suit 😱🥹

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

@MattHibbert

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

@SamSamjmonger @qikipedia This is a criminally underrated reply 😭😂

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

@MattHibbert @ellieq @JeansAndSheux Five peronis sil vous plait

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

@Spindra @Planet_F1 Do I have the drink?

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

@Spindra I would be pretty happy with that piece of chicken they served with the tacos, that looked crisp af

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

@Spindra Rate that burger she ordered though … 17/10

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

@followthatnick Absolutely tropical. Shorts and Tshirt pressed for the incoming heatwave x

[Jay Wilko @JayWilko_]

That’s the best World Cup I’ve ever watched

Well done Qatar now you can sort your human rights out

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

@MattHibbert @followthatnick @FootballCliches Don’t want to start a thing here but this is one of my all time favourite Poirot stories.

[Steven Brockenbrow @ThatSteBrock]

@MattHibbert @AllyAl_3978 The supplementary riveted faux pocket at knee height level did a LOT of damage in the scene circa 2006. Glad to see it still going strong