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See the positive and negative trends in your romantic relationship so you can make a swift decision as to whether to stay or go.

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y'all make friends with the opposite sex after you are in a relationship? or is that lowkey sus

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The world will end and ____ is why.

dating apps, lowkey

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TikTok sounds need to stop being so catchy and applicable

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Choosing how I'm gonna die: snacking when I'm not hungry #bored

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Is it just me or is golf, like, really overrated...

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Did You Know: Only 50% of women can orgasm from penetration.

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married couples: who files taxes?

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@JohnBeig3 When all my good pics are with my ex

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If you and your partner don't have the same taste in music... what do you do?

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#Twitterdown was a nice breather from those notifications... unlike my ex's texts.

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Submitting my official request to have storks deliver my baby instead of me. Pregnancy sounds like a pill tbh 🥴

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if you have tinder premium or whatever 🚩🚩🚩 sorry not sorry

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sorry to bring this up, but you just lost the game :)

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Which has more red flags: men or women 🚩🚩

name them!

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lowkey everyones' #couplegoals are not mine. The worst part is when people compare you to goals you don't have like "aw you'll get there one day" and in ur head ur like "b*tch I'm already there"

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Isn't going to the movies like the worst first date? Like you are there to get to know each other, it's a waste to spend time watching a 2+ hour movie. Especially when you end up not liking them afterward

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If you are dating, there are three acceptable pets:
1. dog (ofc)
2. cat
3. fish

anything else 🚩🚩🚩

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Does Kanye dating Julia Fox say more about him or her?

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Date ideas that have equal potential to save or destroy your relationship:
1. only talk in charades the entire day
2. choosing a restaurant
3. idk, life?
4.

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do lesbians get "c*ckblocked"? how about one of these:
- scissor-jammed
- p*ssy-paused
- labia lockdown
- boxblocked