That Ugly Mug

I'm only half as interesting as I think I am.

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Get Ed Henry off the stage! #nerdprom

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"Margaret Thatcher died, I was in mourning." Too perfect.

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#houseofcards and #nerdprom in one? I'm dying.

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Time to settle down for #nerdprom

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Somebody anonymously wrote "fag" on my door. No erasing. I added a sticky: "Yes, I am indeed. Care to tell me in person? Knock."

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

RT if you agree. #MarriageEquality,

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I couldn't be happier to see so many red @hrc logos on facebook and twitter. Come on, WE CAN DO THIS! #marriageequality

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@HRC You guys are the best. Seeing a giant wave of my facebook friends transform into a crowd of red hrc logos has made my week perfect!

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The acting in Dante's Cove is so awful. But the beautiful men... (cue drool) #gayboyproblems #hotguys

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College, why do you hate me so much? #finals

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I got my butterfingering and a triple chocolate penetration. Oh Portland, how I will miss thee. Buh-bye P-town. #voodoodoughnuts

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Buh-bye #nwslc13

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"Change does not happen by chance, it happens by choice."- Eliseo Medina. Words to live by, set the tone for the conference. #nwslc13

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Invading Oregon at #nwslc13 with some cwu @wastudents.

[Will Shepherd @shep689]

Talking to @shep689mom about my future career in porn. I think she supports it!

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To my knowledge, I'm still running unopposed. This makes for good job security, but a rather boring election. #schoolgov

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I think I'm allergic to people today. Unfortunately I'm out of days to take off. Fuck.

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This library computer is being a douchenozzle.

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Cousin It http://t.co/BYNKKWte

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Why the fuck did I end up in my own bed last night?