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Crypto trenches | Building @TraceGrid 🔍

Solana wallet intelligence, linked wallets, bundles & dev history.

Follow the wallets. Not the hype.

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

I've spent months building TraceGrid, a Solana wallet intelligence scanner.

It tracks linked wallets, developer histories, bundles and the trading patterns most people never see.

I'm not here to sell you the next 100x.

I'm here to show you who's already holding the supply before you buy.

Follow the wallets. Not the hype. 🔍#Solana #OnChain #Crypto

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

From "good vibes are back onchain" to April 2022 comparisons. 😂

BTC actually recorded 6 consecutive red weeks earlier THIS year, and another 6-week streak back in 2014.

2022 was worse, with 8 straight red weeks.

The current sixth candle hasn't even closed yet.

Crypto narratives move faster than the charts. 🐺

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

Funny how quickly "community conviction" turns into "a lot of reputations are on the line". 😂

Two days ago it was a new memecoin supercycle.

Now the cat's down 50% and everyone's checking the emergency exits.

Maybe the real vibe shift was the exit liquidity we made along the way. 🐱🎰

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

1,000x leverage, no slippage, and losing traders fund the pool that pays the winners.

What could possibly go wrong? 😂

The interesting bit isn't how quickly you can open a position.

It's how quickly you can actually withdraw your winnings when everyone gets the direction right. 🎰🐺

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

20 years of cloud computing, billions spent on infrastructure, AI running everything...

And one bad day at Microsoft sends half the corporate world back to pen and paper. 😂

Turns out digital transformation has a surprisingly effective off switch.

[Downdetector @downdetector]

Microsoft's outage reports on November 12 reached 74 countries and territories in about an hour on Downdetector.

Microsoft says its Exchange Online incident began at 16:17 UTC. Reports to Downdetector about Outlook began climbing at about 17:25 UTC, 12:25 in New York. By 18:25, reports about five Microsoft services combined reached 19,650 a minute, against <15 a minute on an average Thursday.

Outlook reports alone peaked at more than 2,000 times their normal level.

Reports did not stay in the Americas. They jumped tenfold in the UK at 17:43, in India at 23:21 local time and in New Zealand at 06:55 local time. Between 17:00 and 18:55 UTC, nearly 3 in 10 reports came from outside the US. We count a country here once its reports reach ten times normal and at least 20 in five minutes.

Reports about Microsoft 365, Copilot, Teams and OneDrive each rose more than a hundredfold, and Azure about a hundredfold. Xbox, GitHub and LinkedIn, also Microsoft's, rose far less.

Microsoft said a portion of its infrastructure was experiencing elevated load across multiple regions. At 19:38 UTC, reports were still running at more than 11,000 a minute.

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

🚨 FRIDAY THE 13TH: MICROSOFT EDITION 💀

Outlook, Teams, Copilot and Microsoft 365 hit by a massive global outage.

🌍 Disruption reported across 74 countries
📧 Nearly 140,000 Outlook problem reports at the peak
🏢 Businesses, government services and even AI platforms affected
🔧 Microsoft blames infrastructure issues, with recovery attempts proving troublesome
No evidence of a cyberattack. Just the world's biggest software company struggling to keep its own software running. 😂
We've spent years moving everything into the cloud, putting millions of businesses at the mercy of a handful of tech giants.
Turns out the cloud is just somebody else's computer.

And apparently, that computer needs turning off and back on again.

Happy Friday the 13th. 🐺

#MicrosoftOutage #Microsoft365 #Outlook #CloudComputing #TechNews

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

So 1,412 people followed the call, $864K in paper profits at the peak, and the median trader made just $5–25? 😂

And that's BEFORE accounting for those who didn't sell at the top.

Funny how the headlines celebrate collective profits while the average trader gets the loose change.

The house wins. The KOL gets paid. Retail gets the inspirational success story. 🎰🐺

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

So $MIHAO pumps to $20M after Ansem gets involved, and suddenly CT is celebrating the return of "organic, community-driven memecoins". 😂

A KOL buys, posts about it, the chart goes vertical, and overnight we've apparently discovered a whole new bull market narrative.

Meanwhile, https://t.co/24cfBLKbJD is paying influencers to generate trading volume.

Amazing how quickly paid attention becomes "community conviction".

Apparently the strongest fundamental in crypto is having the right influencer on speed dial. 🎰🐺

#Solana #MIHAO #PumpFun #Memecoins #CryptoNews

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

So $140K in callout rewards, and the more volume your followers generate, the more you earn?

Brilliant business model. 😂

The caller gets paid for the traffic, the platform collects the fees, and retail gets to discover whether the call was actually any good.

The house has found a way to pay the influencers. 🎰🐺

[Ansem 🐂🀄️ @blknoiz06]

first week actively trenching on pump

callout rewards ($140k) & perps pnl ($188k) dunno my shitcoins pnl as most is unrealized & here it includes part of my $ANSEM bag

looks like they've paid out ~$3M in rewards this week to callouts, diamond specifically for perps trades / high market cap plays / crosschain trades

if you are a good trader, believe this objectively is the most profitable place to be trading currently, whether you are trading microcaps or whether you are trading perps on hyperliquid

if you are a smaller trader with not a lot of followers and a good track record, drop your username, callout rewards are heavily boosted by the volume that you bring in for your calls so i am down to follow ppl who are good on here

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

@ProPUMPaganda A self-aware exit liquidity provider. 😂

Now that's a rare breed in crypto.

Respect the honesty. 🐴

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

Yesterday it was cats. 🐈

Today it's $MAX, $NVDA, $AMD and whatever catches CT's attention next.

Memecoin narratives move faster than the charts.

The real edge isn't knowing what KOLs are talking about.

It's knowing who was buying before they started talking. 👀

#Solana #Memecoins #PumpFun

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

@ProPUMPaganda So basically Bloomberg Terminal meets a slot machine. 😂

The headlines change, the tickers change, but somehow the exit liquidity always stays the same. 🐺

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

@Lost_Nostalgic Apparently the community is so organic that everyone needs instructions on when to buy, what to post and how hard to raid. 😂🐈

Welcome to decentralised enthusiasm.

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

@blknoiz06 Good vibes are back! 🐱

Especially for those who bought before the hype.

Any chance we can spread some of those good vibes to the wallets buying AFTER the KOL tweets? 😂🐺

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

@Trextxxy @blknoiz06 Come on mate, I posted a cat in a funny hat. 😂🐈 Not exactly declaring a new bull market. We all know the insiders are there, they probably bought the hat before the cat. 😂

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

Cats are back. 🐈🚀

@blknoiz06 is calling the on-chain bottom, $MIHAO is bringing the vibes, and suddenly CT remembers how to have fun again.

Is this the start of a new memecoin supercycle or just another pump?

ARE WE BACK? 👀💊

#Ansem #PumpFun #MIHAO #Solana #Memecoins #CatSeason

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

@Cryptojitsu_ @a1lon9 @blknoiz06 @Pumpfun The real question isn't whether the vibe shifted.

It's who bought before the KOLs started pushing the narrative, who funded those wallets, and who sold into the hype.

Attention can be manufactured. On-chain transactions leave receipts.

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

Amazing how every "organic community movement" seems to come with the same familiar KOLs and perfectly timed buys. 😂

TraceGrid found a linked $MIHAO wallet group that put in $7.6K and took out $164K.

Maybe the real community is the early wallets taking everyone else's money. 🐺

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

@basilda_a Nothing says "community-driven revolution" quite like a comment section full of people shilling their own bags. 😂

One KOL-backed coin pumps and suddenly we've entered a brave new era of organic growth.

The cream rises to the top. Apparently so does the marketing department. 🐺

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

@SolanaFloor @faceofsol @blknoiz06 Fantastic. Another lottery winner! 🎰

Now show us the thousands who bought memecoins and lost everything.

TraceGrid found a linked $MIHAO wallet group that put in $7.6K and took out $164K.

Funny how the winners always make the headlines, but the exit liquidity never does. 🐺

[urchin @ThatUrchin]

@PumpfunEco Another $MIHAO ATH and CT celebrates.

Meanwhile, TraceGrid found a linked wallet group that turned $7.6K in buys into $164.1K in proceeds.

Nothing wrong with a coin running. Just remember the early wallets and late buyers aren't playing the same game. 🐺