@pizzahut y’all sending out half baked pies now?? The stuffed crust pizza I just had delivered is half raw…If I wanted a take and bake I would have gone to the grocery store🙄 #BadForm
@CBSBigBrother I quit my job to come to the open audition for season 25 in LA this weekend because that’s how bad I want it. Best case, I get casted, worst case…I gotta find a new job😂 #SeeYouSoon
Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤��
When you equip an NPC follower with a better weapon than they had before, only for them to ditch it in a dungeon somewhere without your knowledge and then have the audacity to start getting their ass beat in your next fight while you can’t seem to figure out why… #GamerProblems
Idk about any of y’all, but I wasn’t gonna let some pandemic stop me from literally celebrating all month long!! It’s the only 04/20/2020 I’d ever see...so I made sure I did it with hazy, squinty, bloodshot eyes😂🤣 #StayMedicated
I missed out on Dragonball Z as a kid cuz I was too busy doing hoodrat stuff with my hoodrat friends 😂 am I really missing out tho like is it that good?
One of, if not THEE greatest songs @theoffspring has ever done. The lyrics mean more to me now than I think they ever have before in my life. #PayTheMan
It’s 7:30 on a Saturday morning and I’m wide awake after not sleeping well to begin with because inconsiderate people in my complex love slamming doors... #TryingNotToLoseMyCool