Thatswhat Jonsaid

I'm a happening guy, simple, sexy, and way cool. I like long moments in time with my xbox, cap'n morgan, and my xbox. Baseball is cool.

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It's very large.

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I got this boner in my asshole

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Oh, he doesn't enjoy getting blown?

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Call me Tiger, because I'm fuckin stroking.

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I'm on top of it.

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I'm bad at having foreign objects in my lungs.

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She likes anything she can blow in.

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Dude. The way that salami just entered your mouth.

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There's too much meat and not enough flavor.

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But I don't want squirt in my mouth.

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I can handle whatever comes out of it.

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It kind of pours into your mouth real quick

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Are we just going to blow this thing by mouth?

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Maybe you shouldn't stick your bone out.

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Nobody can get it in.

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You just screw in whatever fits.

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It's going to be a small one

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It just comes too quickly.

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There could have been a lot worse stuffed down your throat.

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I had a huge nut in my mouth.