Emma Thayer

like a warm lemon crackle cookie: damaged but zesty and sweet

[Emma Thayer @ThayerEmma]

camping is 10t/10t 😩✊🏼

[Emma Thayer @ThayerEmma]

Anyone out there that can match my lemon crumple cookie energy but chocolate crumble cookie themselves? Ok thx bye!

[Emma Thayer @ThayerEmma]

Marc’Em right!!!!!!! 🥰💓❌

[Emma Thayer @ThayerEmma]

Making feed

[Emma Thayer @ThayerEmma]

“How do you get feed”
- 2009 Emma’s first day on Facebook (yes I actually posted this)

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Saw sabrina and Taylor within 24 hours of each other I lived my popstar dream this weekend
📍SLC, UT 📍Indy N3

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Wtf where’s my money????

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This is my Eras tour

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first 7 ‘SAW’ films are now streaming on Disney+ (with Hulu subscription)

[Emma Thayer @ThayerEmma]

Literally meeeee rn as I wait for my boss to get out of surgery��💀

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My top 5 top played artists on Spotify will be fighting to the death this year for that #1 spot holy shit 2024 is wild with new music

[Emma Thayer @ThayerEmma]

Why am I crying at this 😭😭😭 my story of how I tore my ACL the 2nd time is so messed up though 😂😂

[Emma Thayer @ThayerEmma]

How am I supposed to ask my orthopedic surgeon how many weeks I can busta move post surgery

[Emma Thayer @ThayerEmma]

I can’t believe this is an actual picture 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

“Ice and Spice, just how I like my margaritas! Ha, I’m Jason”

[Emma Thayer @ThayerEmma]

When I was in sex Ed class in high school I missed the day we watched the birthing video because I was too busy having a depressive meltdown so I’m still scared about what goes on down there

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Me during that one paper planes song by M.I.A

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

in what situation would a kid need this

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Me when girls shorter than me complain about short guys when I dated a guy who was 5’5” for 4.5 years 😂😭💀

[Emma Thayer @ThayerEmma]

Taylor swift invented the analog clock

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Why 13?
https://t.co/LvjnaQy6z9

[Emma Thayer @ThayerEmma]

Why do cats lick their lips after they eat dry food. It’s literally dry dang

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When you see your cats actually using their cat toys and not a piece of plastic they found in the hallway

[Emma Thayer @ThayerEmma]

Am I allowed to put “make to do list” on my to do list?

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I gotta learn to stop acting like myself around men. I’m never gonna find a husband lmao