Alexander Dodson

Camping anyone?

[david @_elvishpresley_]

[reading wedding vows]

me: apples…

bride: what?

me: oh no

bride: did u swap vows for the grocery list

me:

bride: this was a destination wedding

me: i know

bride: $2000 a ticket to get here

me: right

bride: dont fuck this up

me: i got this

bride: good

me: bagel bites

[Alexander Dodson @The1IAmGoing2be]

@_elvishpresley_ Me

[Alexander Dodson @The1IAmGoing2be]

@tacobell can you please get your Harrisonburg store together. Everytime I go, something I ordered is wrong and today was over the top. This was supposed to be a 5 layer burrito which doesnt even come with rice. My taco was supposed to be cool ranch. Both were on my receipt!

[Alexander Dodson @The1IAmGoing2be]

@Evaababyy @tacobell Whoops. I was running out of time on my break

[Ty Turner @skeletyturner]

i still can't get over the fact that macklemore thought that being able to draw well made him gay

[Teresa (Teddy) @terri2403]

Really nice article ahead of Super Bowl tonight for @Pink

Opinion | It's Pink's Super Bowl. Everyone else is just playing in it. https://t.co/zjBZu77YOx via @NBCNewsTHINK

[Alexander Dodson @The1IAmGoing2be]

Not exactly how I said it but yea... but you do you https://t.co/WoUtwf7AuU

[♌️☪️ @Evaababyy]

New dress code for the ladies per alex: if your butt doesn’t fit on your skirt when you sit, it’s too short honey.

[Alexander Dodson @The1IAmGoing2be]

@JMUDining D HALL!

[♌️☪️ @Evaababyy]

While looking at engagement rings with Alex for fun I think we both decided we would be better off with ring pops and a promise to never watch the next episode of Netflix without the next person.

[♌️☪️ @Evaababyy]

Went to the JMU breakfast bus last night and it was SO HYPE

[Alexander Dodson @The1IAmGoing2be]

While asking my girlfriend if I actually had to walk/go to graduation. She promptly replied with, "I don't know, you'd probably be late." lol why is this so true?

[Alexander Dodson @The1IAmGoing2be]

Come out to @zavazone at their newest location in Sterling, VA. At this awesome indoor adventure park you can be 5 or 105 and still enjoy #FunInMotion. No matter if you are training for American Ninja Warrior or just having a good time this is the place for you! #SRM435 #Zavazone

[Alexander Dodson @The1IAmGoing2be]

Announcing the new name for The Eugene Emeralds⚾️

Eugene Hombres de montaña ⛰️

Vamos A uscar el oro 🏅

@EugeneEmeralds #SRM435 #rebranding

[Alexander Dodson @The1IAmGoing2be]

I finally know what it's like to have wings. 🏀 Fear the Brow, Get Wings!
@redbull @AntDavis23 #SRM435

[Alexander Dodson @The1IAmGoing2be]

Buy a @HauntMiami 👕 to support your Bobcats against the other Ohio University. The game will be broadcast on ESPN2 @OhioUSportsAd #SRM435

[Alexander Dodson @The1IAmGoing2be]

@AlyssaBosley Nah but the slurpee was!