Anthony Branca

Wrestling stray dogs since 1994

[Anthony Branca @TheBonc]

@dogboner when do we get to hear the big news

[brent @murrman5]

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, look at how messed up this is *shows a pic of the defendant playing a sax solo but he has his eyes open*

[Anthony Branca @TheBonc]

This holiday season, make a jack-off-lantern out of your dong by slicing it open and carving it out! Happy hollow-ween!

[Anthony Branca @TheBonc]

Never Be Serious On Twitter

[ceej @ceejoyner]

For starters, you drew your mom the same size as the house. Good enough for the fridge? I don't even want it in my garbage.

[KING RAINHEAD @KingRainhead]

watch out for boys who can read fast bc those are the ones who watch a lot of anime & they have unrealistic marksmanship standards for women

[bathsalt on a budget @kingofcreame]

honors students field trip to wonka candy factory

they hold hands

nerds rope

[Anthony Branca @TheBonc]

When you're in a rush and haven't eaten yet

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

*jesus givs u bread*
this is my body
*jesus givs u wine*
this is my blood
*jesus puts ur hand in soggy noodles*
and these r my BRAAAINS ooOO

[Anthony Branca @TheBonc]

Sure, you can have tear ducts surgically implanted along your spine, but if you cant control them don't come crying back back to me

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

If you robbed a kissing booth you'd make out like a bandit

[Anthony Branca @TheBonc]

Oh yes, I take my title of bench warmer *very* seriously
*lights blowtorch*

[Anthony Branca @TheBonc]

*catches the bouquet*
Wait this isn't the bouquet...
*flowers become Ebola*
*dies*

[Anthony Branca @TheBonc]

@neonwario Oh sure, O gets left out. Its an umbrella from above

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[me] goodnight moon
[moon] new phone who dis

[SCRENSHOS @SCRENSHOS]

very #relatable

[Anthony Branca @TheBonc]

Superman punches good, The Flash runs good, and Aquaman swims good. Meanwhile I cant stop getting owned by 12 year olds online

[Anthony Branca @TheBonc]

I thought e-bola was a computer virus, but at least now I know why my eyes are bleeding

[brent @murrman5]

*holds up 2 ties*
which one, I have a big meeting today
"both are nice"
[wife calls later]
"how'd it go"
well, wearing 2 ties was a disaster

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

My favorite posture is leaning. Shows I’m not having a good enough time to stand up straight, but haven’t given up entirely and sat down.