The Dad

Welcome to the club. 🔥 🏆 🎮 @thedadgaming

[The Dad @thedad]

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[The Dad @thedad]

Welcome to parenthood. When the baby is napping, you should be napping. When the baby is eating, you should be eating. When the baby is crying, you should be crying.

Good luck out there, champ.

[The Dad @thedad]

@Smil3yAngel

[The Dad @thedad]

@RodLacroix And I can’t escape 😟

[The Dad @thedad]

@tadhgfleming_ You’re a gem, mate 🤠🍻

[Joel Willis @TheJoelWillis]

I shot a video for @thedad and someone asked in the comments "how many tries did the toss into the bag take?"

Anyway Laura is gonna be unhappy when she sees this and finds out I spilled her Vitamin C on the floor but that's showbiz baby.

[The Dad @thedad]

Starting to think that leaving this kid behind wasn't an accident.

[The Dad @thedad]

My favorite annual holiday tradition is being completely blown away by how loud the volume is when my parents watch TV

[The Dad @thedad]

I overheard a coworker ranking holiday movies and had “Love, Actually” at No. 1 and “Christmas Vacation” not on the list. I can’t tell if this person is intentionally trolling us all or if this is a "I'm so sorry about your traumatic brain injury" situation

[The Dad @thedad]

They grow up so fast. One day they are tiny babies, the next they are pulling out of the driveway, and you’re all “oh no oh god how did the toddler get the car keys???”

[The Dad @thedad]

Grocery shopping is harder than usual, because your goal is to stock up to limit your trips, but your kids' goal is to consume everything in one sitting like it’s a TV show eating challenge.

[The Dad @thedad]

Dads don't take Christmas decorating... lightly

[The Dad @thedad]

Took my kids to meet Santa (free) but they were charging $40 for photos, like I’m not carrying my own camera in my pocket. And sure, they said no phones, but what are they gonna do? Santa ain't gonna break character with a huge line watching like that.

[The Dad @thedad]

The day after Thanksgiving is even better than the actual holiday, because you get to have another full Thanksgiving meal without worrying what your weird uncle is going to say next.

[The Dad @thedad]

People need to stop acting like leftovers are a given. My cousin (who didn’t cook shit) showed up at Thanksgiving with three of his own giant Tupperware containers so he could pillage before anyone even grabs seconds. Feel like grandma should send him a bill for that

[The Dad @thedad]

Giving my guests all of the leftover meat to take home with them this year because I'm quitting cold turkey.

[The Dad @thedad]

Ah yes, my favorite Thanksgiving tradition - pretending to be extremely invested in football to avoid getting involved in whatever argument my family has chosen this year.

[The Dad @thedad]

Watching my kids make friends with everyone at the playground

[The Dad @thedad]

@Elidrums yeah the kiddos don’t need to know the fine print

[The Dad @thedad]

Me, to my hysterical toddler: I'm sorry I didn’t let you do the thing that absolutely would have killed you