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i am PMASH: rarely abashed & recurrently brash. All about people, progress, finding funny, and bemoaning stupid.

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@NFL_DovKleiman He didn’t look like that at OU. I hope he shows better burst.

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I am on team Salary Cap for MLB. Parity equals drama.

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@RepNancyMace @NancyMace John 8. Jesus intervened and stopped a guilty stranger from being executed for a capital crime.

We can do justly without taking life.

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@JohnCornyn Dude. YOU ARE THE FROG. A seemingly decent enough creature who supports Trump and Paxton despite their disqualifying flaws. You deserved to get stung, old man. But I doubt you learned anything.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Fixed it

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@data_republican @martinamcbride Yeah, we remember Garth Brooks. He is and remains an icon that fills arenas. LOL.

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@Mollyploofkins Dude is 265 minimum.

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@Softnessa_ That sucker woulda been sold before he hit send. LOL

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@tedcruz $3.99 is BS Raphie!

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@SpeakerJohnson Weird. I could have sworn the 44th President and his administration had already negotiated a deal with Iran.

This President is the ONLY one who repeatedly has to solve problems of his own making… COVID response, tariff inflation, Iran policy… it keeps happening.

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@MeghanMcCain

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@juuuulliiiiaaaa @SarahHuckabee @LAGovJeffLandry AR is one of the 5 LEAST educated states in the US. AIM higher, refer him to Massachusetts or Vermont or something.

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@GunEagleFreedom @MargoMartin47 @SecMullinDHS Dude… epic trolling. That deserves a salute.

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@MargoMartin47 @SecMullinDHS What is he doing? I get what the douche is trying to do, but he looks like an idiot:

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

GOP Vice Chair @RepBlakeMoore: "Our Republican priority will always be to put government ahead of Americans."

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@KC_Sass Foo Fighters
Pearl Jam
Garth Brooks
Ed Sheeran
Bruno Mars
Third Eye Blind
Drake Milligan
Jars of Clay
Tim McGraw
Hozier

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Time @RepThomasMassie to run as independent and keep Trump’s MAGA guy out.

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@w_terrence Pedophiles keep winning.

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If Chiefs have to sign a vet… sign Diggs for 2 years. He has been a perennial 1k receiver. That’s 7 of the last 8 years. Otherwise…. Juju.

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@hbtCHIEFS Bosa in a Suggs-like role.