John Wesley Wharff

Freckles. Nerdy.

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Haunted house, but it’s just a room where they play radio hits from your teenage years, and you have to read all your MySpace posts.

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@EdFelan97 @Saberforge I just got them, and I can't figure out how to charge them either - care to share?

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@redlettermedia just wanted to let you guys know, you're the primary reason I've maintained any semblance of sanity during quarantine. You may be hack frauds, but never forget you're a daily staple in a lot of lives, and you help make the bleakness more tolerable.

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Thank you to @Neil_Druckmann, @Naughty_Dog, and especially @LauraBaileyVO and @TheVulcanSalute for telling an emotionally difficult and engaging story. You're all inspiring.

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Put off finishing @netflix’s Daredevil until now because I didn’t want it to be over. Now all I can say is a sincere thank you to Charlie Cox, @DeborahAnnWoll, and Elden Henson. The story you played out lives on through us.

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@Respawn I know you don’t have a report system for Apex yet - but we just got insta killed by insta-headshots and obvious speed hacks by IG_baolan_GI and qq210598192. Please give us a way to report obvious hacks.

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@elonmusk test drove a Tesla. Couldn’t quite afford one, shopped around and bought a Nissan Leaf, wanting to be more eco friendly. Never thought it would be like comparing a space age performance vehicle to an old lawn mower. You and the folks @Tesla have done amazing things.

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There's always a lot of talk about Marvel's excellent casting choices (yes, @RobertDowneyJr is a perfect Iron Man), but can we all take a second to acknowledge how @Krystenritter is the PERFECT Jessica Jones?

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Thank you @protestthehero for spending 27 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2018Wrapped https://t.co/vaOvht92LS

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I have finally found a redeeming aspect of waking up ridiculously early - a vague, smug feeling of superiority over everyone still sleeping.

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I’m genuinely confused as to why there’s such a booming market for bumper/vinyl stickers that start with the phrase, “Nobody Cares About...” I mean, if you spend $7 to make a point, you clearly care.

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@NakeyJakey 11. Please shower me in your mysteries.

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Man, Pretty John Roberts is such a selfless human being.

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Hey @NorthernlionLP, I'm gonna blow your mind real quick and do something that has never been done - thank you for making content. Thanks man, I enjoy it. Makes me chuckle. Keep doing you.

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@Lobosjrgaming Rainbow Six: Siege. I would watch you butter bread though, so keep that in mind.

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Normally, I'm uncomfortable issuing commands over Twitter, but for this, I'm willing to make an exception: Listen to @vulfpeck

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Do we find thunder storms comforting because of their sounds and smells, or is it because we believe Garth Brooks might appear and serenade us with a tale of infidelity and domestic violence?

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Just finished Ready Player One (the movie). The most unbelievable aspect was that not a single character had "420" or "69" in their name.

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Has anybody else wasted way too much time wondering what different historical events smelled like?