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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@ClockworkAnge You know what wealth bracket you’re in if you have a billion dollars? The top 0.0004% of the US. And that 0.0004% is tearing the other 99.9996% of us apart for profit.

[Dave 🦚 @the___Dave]

@rivvyOG @MarcLobliner @HunterBiden That’s fine but saying all this horrible stuff about a man and then trying to act cool about it is shameless

[Soopervillain - 🇺🇸 @Excellentspeelr]

The thing about Hunter Biden is that America loves a comeback story.

His mom and sister killed. His brother killed. Ravaged by addiction. Pursued on all fronts.

Comes back a stronger and better man.

Attacking this guy is just gonna play badly.

[Andy Hutchins @AndyHutchins]

Best part of Hunter Biden, Shitposter Extraordinaire is that you KNOW Don Jr. is sweating out his hair gel trying to craft a tweet that would be even one percent as cool.

[Dave 🦚 @the___Dave]

@statmuse They used to be on the same fucking team. Nico Harrison is the worst GM of all time

[Dave 🦚 @the___Dave]

@MikeASperrazza Delete your account

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Sources: Dallas is selecting Jalen Brunson with the No. 33 pick in NBA draft.

[AdequateEmily (PRIDE MONTH EDITION) @AdequateEmily]

LITERALLY ALL SHE DID WAS GET ONE FREE CAN OF BEER YEARS AGO FOR GOING VIRAL AND THEY’RE STILL ON IT

[Ash @misskarenpage]

I hope the male loneliness epidemic gets worse actually and more of you stay virgins for life.

[tini @tinistinii]

i don’t give a single fuck about the male loneliness epidemic yall deserve it

[Dave 🦚 @the___Dave]

@MarcLobliner @HunterBiden Hunter, please don’t let these leaches use you for clout. There are countless other tweets where this guy said horrible things about you and now he wants to grift off your name

[Marc Lobliner - IFBB Pro @MarcLobliner]

What I have learned through this whole election cycle is that Hunter Biden might be one of the biggest scumbags to ever live.

[Dave 🦚 @the___Dave]

@MarcLobliner Lmfaoooo how’s that deal coming along?

[Dave 🦚 @the___Dave]

@tsro24 @Baby_Routh @JoeyMannarino @HunterBiden I’m pointing out how much of a retard you are. Point proven I guess

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I'm pleased to invite @Wemby to our second Commission on Government Efficiency hearing on Wednesday June 10th 5-8pm, where we'll be asking the public for their thoughts on how government can run better. Would love to have you there for the whole time!

[Dave 🦚 @the___Dave]

@Baby_Routh @JoeyMannarino @HunterBiden Biden *checks notes* left office with virtually the same net worth and before he entered. Trump *check notes again* is $3,500,000,000 richer in 2 years!??!??

[Dave 🦚 @the___Dave]

@PetePanuccio @HunterBiden Biden is a clone tho right? You fell right into Hunters trap haha

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in 8 days. This after an unscheduled visit to the hospital- because he “likes getting check ups.” Thank God Jake Tapper (or as I like to call him- the Brick Tamland of his generation) is on the case hunting down clues in a book about my mom’s experience as First Lady four years ago.

[Dave 🦚 @the___Dave]

@TheMightyMagnet @EdKrassen Obama has sold over 15 million copies of his books lol Trump has only sold 3 million copies of his

[Dave 🦚 @the___Dave]

@MassieNation19 @EdKrassen He made billions? This is the first I’m hearing of this lol

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Just take the Albanian Island deal. Jared and Ivanka secured a $1.4 billion resort on Sazan, a protected island on state land. By his own account, he was introduced to Albania's prime minister on the Rothschilds' yacht. Ivanka called the place a "private island" they "discovered." Albanian prosecutors have now opened a corruption inquiry into how that land lost its protected status.