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An INTP stuck in 2006 listening to The Black Parade 🖤

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[Cats with aura @Catsworldtweet]

I understand now how scary being a mouse must be.

[𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥. 🇧🇷 @paigezxmbie]

Woke up thinking about Alicent trying to discreetly leave Kings Landing by blending in with the poor people all while dressed in archival Christian Dior head to toe.

[mika @mikasagrada]

10 segundos depois de você encontrar um carro raro no GTA:

[Bruno Lopes @BLopes_BL]

"Sentas no banco assim, repara, 2 cm mais para a esquerda"

"Mister, e se eu entrar, nem que seja a 10 minutos do fim para o lugar do Ronaldo?"

"EPA, cala-te! Estás maluco?! Como estava a dizer, depois, se passarmos a Croácia, no outro jogo, sentas no banco assim, meio de lado"

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Going to a cat café when you already have a cat at home is basically the strip club equivalent for cat owners paying to pet ones that aren't yours when you've got the real thing waiting at home.

[PJ • The Andor Guy • 🟢 • @matpolloy]

Boomers threaten to still be taking jobs from younger people after they die.

[Dani @Daniela6071959]

E meu irmão que ficou bêbado e tacou os fones dele em um pote de vaselina????
Detalhe: A capinha do fone dele é de vaselina KKKKK

[Cute @cutecorestar]

The dialogue in this movie is amazing

[Miku @HatsuneMiku]

BREAKING: #Brazil has won FULL CUSTODY of Hatsune Miku… #FIFAWorldCup

[Rafael, um socialista de iPhone @tuitero_rafael]

“o ar condicionado está destruindo o planeta”

enquanto isso estados unidos e israel no oriente médio:

[Adedipe Elizabeth @Arsenalbabyyy]

Who designed this 🤦‍♀️😭😭😂😂😂

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Japan and Germany eliminated on the same day

Last time this happened was 1945

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

Brushing my teeth and I looked up.........

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Jovem de 18 anos com câncer terminal fugiu do hospital para realizar seu último desejo, comer um hambúrguer.

Horas depois, voltou ao hospital e morreu.

[bortzen2 @BlortTheCandy]

I genuinely wonder what prompt did they make for this to happen