Asako

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

The train is empty, yet everyone sits near the lone woman. This man is a hero.

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Whoever Threw That Paper (2014)

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

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[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“white people stole our resources” what the fuck were you niggas gonna do with uranium?

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

Bro is actually lowkey accurate

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

How working a corporate job before email must have felt

[Salt 💫 @ilySalt]

Cinna got in contact with streamer Nitro_Camden following the situation with his mom and sent him money to help him find a place to stay and take care of himself after he’s being kicked out of his house ❤️🙏

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government is handing out posters to asylum seekers telling them not to have sex with girls or mutilate their genitals

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[Deji @Deji]

I think The Amazing World Of Gumball is too good

[Metallica @Metallica]

🎉 Happy Birthday, James! 🎉

[❤️🖤 curse | big and greedy akeshu fan @cursewingz]

Madarame boss fight

[bluntspork @heartmorgue]

guy who says "ow!" or even "ouch!" when taking damage in a video game

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

Pressing “keep me signed in” before entering my password

[Murky Depths @TheMurkyDepths]

Now that's how you squeeze a building between the railway