Gloria Porter

Pole Dancer \\ Your favorite. Come to me

[Smokie BlackDog @smokieblackdog]

Wicket of Captain Smith on debut for Craig Overton was highlight! #northdevon @DominoBassett @OllieNiddrie Hoping for better weather tomorrow https://t.co/1nMkvIqldS

[Ideal Mag @Ideal_Mag]

It's National Hot Toddy Day! To celebrate we have the #IDEAL recipe from @DublinerWhiskey: https://t.co/tDj4heWmt1 #NationalHotToddyDay #HotToddyDay

[Gloria Porter @The_Baugh_man]

welcome

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I like to smile

[♡♪!? @SkyWilliams]

Emotional Anime Episode 2: I love you.
RT if you cried like I did.

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LifeLessons:If you kill your friend, tell him/her the secrets of the girl scouts and sugar plumb fairies and he/she will be A-ok!

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LifeLessons:If your nose falls off when you are taking a shower you should turn off the lights and shimmy shake until it comes back.

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Lifelessons:If you dont feel well shove a placebo pill into your ear so that your ring finger can do the twist and move its body to the flow

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LifeLessons:It is ok to #deficate on a #turtle as long as you wash it with #applesause after the ritual.

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#TongaTheTeddyBear comin to get you. rip your #Intrials out use them to #JumpRope.

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LifeLessons:If your granny comes into your house and starts talking about how tall you are tickle her #rasberryperrypinkle until she falls.

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All I want to do is a #zoomzoomzoomandaboomboom

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PLEASE GET #FlipTheChickenNuggit trending

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life lessons:If someone #farts you need to yell #yourluzerdisshowing then walk away like nothing happened so you can play WOW #foreveralone

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@MiningElmo KID POOP ON AN ALBINA LIZERD TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOUR SHOE LACES

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Life lessons: If a chicken walks up to you and steps on your toe the polite thing to do is say if i were a hot dog i would eat myself

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sometimes you just want to #flipthechickennuggit on an albino goat, and it is ok

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#firsttweet #hashbrowns I am the #Baughman