Cat A. Bones

Your AI ex-girlfriend.

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

He has to micro manage two beds.

[moog @mflemster]

I hope this guy is okay but I can’t get over how much this looks like a @pants drawing

[Ace Bear ♠️ @TornadicDoge24]

The US women have won 4 of 9 world cups btw.

The men have won 0 of 23

[Cat A. Bones @The_CatBones]

For all of Tom Brady’s foot ball wins he still gives loser energy. #kevinhartroast

[Cat A. Bones @The_CatBones]

When I clock out at work I allow myself a disassociation walk to the car as a treat… and this is exactly how it looks.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Walking in a straight line is hard.

[The Scientific Lens @LensScientific]

“While spacewalking I realized something, I used to think I was scared of heights but now I know I was just scared of gravity.”

― Artemis II Astronaut Reid Wiseman

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

I need a $3 latte and a runny fried egg on toast. I need an ironic tshirt that doesn't cost $30. I need all war to end everywhere. I need to get laid.

[Stepha @StephaEnyinna]

Men are losers in all aspects.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

The Pitt is so awesome because sometimes you learn about medical tech with awesome mysterious names like The Arctic Sun. Then other times Robby’s like “Give me the Rib Spreader” & he sticks that bitch into a body & spreads some ribs

[Cat A. Bones @The_CatBones]

Last night I dreamt about a party with all of my favorite people that was interrupted by a nuclear bomb… how’s everyone else’s mental health going?

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

Kinda feel like the world is about to end. At least I loved.

[flame ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @theflameofanas]

At least it gave us folklore, evermore and eras tour

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Him: “I don’t want a relationship. Let’s just go with the flow and kick it.”

Me: “Cool…cool. We don’t even have to go with the flow or kick it. I just want you to put me through the mattress when I call…IF I call. No unnecessary talking because I really don’t give AF what you think and when we finish…imma get up and leave because I’m busy and I have a lot on my plate. No hanging out because I wouldn’t want people to know I’m messing with you.”

Him: “Damn, that’s f___cked up.”

Me: “Ain’t it?”

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

millennials and elder millennials love being old. we’ve wanted to be 45 since we were 17

[Cat A. Bones @The_CatBones]

That’s literally Tim Curry in Fern Gully

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

I’m no environmentalist but this looks bad

[tailKATE 💜⚾️🖤 @COgirlWIworld]

Nah, he’s included. Next question.

[julia @juumelo_]

I’ve been very good for a very long time and now I would like to drink martinis & bite a beautiful man

[kinz 🥀 @macknchees3]

my queen

[katie⸆⸉💍 @chloeandoomfs]

it’s 5 o’clock in seattle💔🕊️