Matt Cousins

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

[Matt Cousins @The_Cuz]

@owletbabycare do you still sell the Smart Sock 3 expansion pack in the UK? Can find it on your website.

[Matt Cousins @The_Cuz]

I entered the Friday Forty for £40 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/9LHRrWWxbz

[Matt Cousins @The_Cuz]

I entered the Friday Forty for £40 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/9LHRrWWxbz

[Matt Cousins @The_Cuz]

@lukeaaronmoore hitting the nail on the head talking about Football Content Creators on today's @FootballRamble 😂

[Matt Cousins @The_Cuz]

@DeputyGrocott #Eduadvent

[Matt Cousins @The_Cuz]

That is the worst dance ever to get a 40! #nonsense #StrictlyComeDancing

[Matt Cousins @The_Cuz]

@MarcusSpeller @FootballRamble assuming you guys have seen this...
https://t.co/HoR7rU4gFT but I thought I'd make you doubly aware just incase it slipped through the net!

[Matt Cousins @The_Cuz]

@McDonaldsUK I've done this 👍

[Matt Cousins @The_Cuz]

@McDonaldsUK are your 20 spicy chicken nuggets meant to come in this box with no monopoly vouchers ? Not going to lie, but I only ordered these to get the monopoly stickers! #disappointed

[Matt Cousins @The_Cuz]

Can someone explain why we had to sit though 5, 5-day Test Matches, 4 of which were so one sided it was not close to enjoyable, yet we only get 1 exciting, close, competitive down to the final ball game. And even then, that was only a 4-day game! #MoreWomensTestCricket #EngvAus

[Matt Cousins @The_Cuz]

Hi @Tesco had these delivered yesterday and today the yellow one is basically mush, looks incredibly past its best. Can I get another pack or a refund?

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Need we say more.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨

(Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

[Matt Cousins @The_Cuz]

@AmazonHelp Not sure how I find this out, sorry. Where would I find that information?

[Matt Cousins @The_Cuz]

@AmazonUK not very impressed with my delivery today. Looked like it had been dropkicked over my garden gate, one of the items had come out of the package, the book, which is an Xmas present, is covered in dirt. Really not happy!

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

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Quote of the week comes from Poppy aged 5 - "Stuff I find easy now once was hard. So hard stuff now, will be easy"

[Matt Cousins @The_Cuz]

@Tesco @Tesco this has been an issue for nearly 9 hours! I think you need to do something more than just tell people that they need to contact you if any charges are applied as a result.

[Matt Cousins @The_Cuz]

@Tesco This has been going on for hours! I need to amend my basket for tomorrow as there are things that I now no longer need. Not going to be happy if I can't amend my order. When is it going to be sorted!?

[Matt Cousins @The_Cuz]

I entered the #FridayForty for @CursedChildLDN on @TodayTixUK! Get tickets for performances next week at £40 (£20 per part) #CursedChildLDN https://t.co/wtYvoICRAH

[Matt Cousins @The_Cuz]

The worst bit in all of this is not having someone or something to chastise, Italy were the better side. The boys did us proud and fell just short. Only 18 months till we get to sing 3 Lions again! #Proud #ThreeLions #EURO2020 #ENGITA #England #YoungLIONS https://t.co/bY3JWWlwGz