David ✌🏼

Professional meme enthusiast, a black belt in sarcasm. Expert in finding the perfect balance between productivity & Netflix binges. Embracing absurdity, cheers!

[David ✌🏼 @the_DavidVerse]

@bertkreischer Slamming a beer and walking into your movie at 10:15am today.. thank you Mr Machine 🥳🍻

[David ✌🏼 @the_DavidVerse]

It’s Always Sunny or The Office? #dontmakemepick

[David ✌🏼 @the_DavidVerse]

Boys weekend: where manly camaraderie meets the collective intelligence of a cheese sandwich #bestfriends #theboys

[David ✌🏼 @the_DavidVerse]

@Investingcom Stocks 🤷🏻‍♂️

[David ✌🏼 @the_DavidVerse]

#NewProfilePic Bring a ladder to the game, my competition will be over your head ✌🏼

[David ✌🏼 @the_DavidVerse]

@TaylorLewan77 @DavidBakhtiari “Injuries could end NFL career” Too many hits to the head Taylor? 👌🏼

[Arrowhead Pride @ArrowheadPride]

On to Cincinnati.

What's your instant reaction to the Chiefs' win over the Rams?

[David ✌🏼 @the_DavidVerse]

@Sony Kratos -> nothing can save me #GodofWarRagnarok

[Arrowhead Pride @ArrowheadPride]

Ballgame.

What's your instant reaction to that one?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[IGN @IGN]

BREAKING: Netflix's The Witcher will officially be returning for a fourth season, but it will be doing so with a new Geralt of Rivia as Liam Hemsworth will be replacing Henry Cavill after Season 3. https://t.co/oaBBHNi8WT

[David ✌🏼 @the_DavidVerse]

@Ninja The Halloween series!

[David ✌🏼 @the_DavidVerse]

Stay hungry- don’t get comfortable

[Would You Rather? @YouChoices]

Would you rather...

[David ✌🏼 @the_DavidVerse]

Marcus Mariota with game changing plays yesterday! #ChiefsChoke #HomeOfTheChokes

[David ✌🏼 @the_DavidVerse]

Half the reason I drink coffee is not to just wake me up or because it’s therapeutic, but because it makes my house smell like coffee and I love it ☕️

[David ✌🏼 @the_DavidVerse]

The next witness to knock on my door better be a Jemimah witness bringing me some delicious pancakes! #startingthisreligion

[mackenzie thomas ☻ @kenziethomas10]

Everyone needs to take a good look at this video https://t.co/F6Yhqkuyuk

[David ✌🏼 @the_DavidVerse]

First night alone in my new place. Woke up to my neighbors having sex, not even upset, just jealous #morningsex

[David ✌🏼 @the_DavidVerse]

Uhhh, the Steelers should have won