DaddyDenton

Just a dad on twitter being a... Dad, on twitter.

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

the patient with renal failure suddenly bleeding from his eyes in the hospital bed: "I need help! can someone help me!"

his quite dazzling and kind of bisexual doctors for some reason:

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

he fucking crushed this role

[DaddyDenton @The_Dentonator]

It's giving trump bragging about having the tallest building in ny after 9/11

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The evil knuckleheads picked the wrong vehicle for a terrorist attack. Cybertruck actually contained the explosion and directed the blast upwards.

Not even the glass doors of the lobby were broken.

[SnowRunner @PlaySnowRunner]

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[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

@LeeAndersonMP_ He was released after 50% of his sentence, a policy introduced by the Conservative Party when you were a sitting representative of it. Note to Lee Anderson - this is on you.

[DaddyDenton @The_Dentonator]

In the market for a sugar daddy fuck it.

[emilie 🐿 @anygirlfriday]

maternity pay is crap, childcare costs are crippling, childbirth is hellish and pre/post natal care is on its knees, it costs a million pounds to rent a 1 bed shed, butter is a fiver and it’s exhausting just being alive

[DaddyDenton @The_Dentonator]

@LEGO_Group 📦

[. @jdpoc]

@J_Wh1ttaker He chose Clacton because:

.. They voted for Brexit ;
.. They have amongst the oldest constituents in the UK (his demographic) ;
.. They have amongst the lowest educated constituents in the UK (also his demographic).

[DaddyDenton @The_Dentonator]

@PetEldrazi This chair straight up is a cowgirl chair.

[DaddyDenton @The_Dentonator]

@PetEldrazi Is there any further pics of this one? Looking into purchasing one.

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

ok credit where it’s due… this is cunty

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Many MP's are using their expenses to rent a home in London, and then renting out their main home which they own.

This would be called Benefit Fraud if you did it, it should be illegal.

[Women's Aid @womensaid]

There will be women tonight dreading their partner coming home. Football does not cause domestic abuse, but it can become more frequent or severe after big games, with reporting increasing by 38% when England lose.

Go to https://t.co/tPMboTaqy2. In an emergency, always call 999.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Never buy from James Dyson, drink in Tim Martin's Wetherspoon's, or support Jim Ratcliffe's Man Utd.

All 3 are Brexit traitors/Tax avoiders.

[DaddyDenton @The_Dentonator]

@brentfordok This aged like fucking milk.

[Lloyd Canfield @LloydCanfield]

Reform voters in a tweet 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

McDonalds has been ruined by delivery and touchscreen ordering. What was a hassle free family treat has turned into chaotic, long wait stood next to a bunch of aggressive delivery guys.