Cankles McTacoTits

live in Houston, reppin Cleveland ▪️Atheist▪️Equal Rights

[Cankles McTacoTits @The_Dogside]

Can we send them congratulation text messages from different numbers whether they signed up for them or not and then continue to send them even when they opt of of receiving further messages?

[New York Post @nypost]

Fanatics CEO Michael Rubin engaged to model girlfriend Camille Fishel after 10 years of dating https://t.co/hVM2SUpr7A

[✨R✨ @ifuwannakickit]

directly into my veins

why has it taken a decade for people to realize this and/or say it THIS plainly

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

ONE OF THE CRAZIEST GAMES IN #NFL HISTORY:

When the #Bengals and #Browns combined for 96 POINTS and over 1,000 yards of offense in 2007.

Cleveland defeated Cincy 51-45 in an unforgettable shootout featuring Derek Anderson, Carson Palmer and Chad Johnson.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

please stop what you’re doing and watch this shit

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

For those who don’t know, a 7-star flag pocket square refers to the First National Flag of the Confederate States of America, known as the “Stars and Bars.”

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

WOW. CNN’s Nicole Wallace completely fire bombs Pete Hegseth from space:

WALLACE: “Pete Hegseth may be the most glaring human encapsulation of everything the American people rejected on Tuesday. Incompetent, insecure, vindictive, vain, and wholly enamored with his authority to wage an unpopular war in Iran that has driven up the price of gas, fertilizer, diesel and groceries.”

[Cankles McTacoTits @The_Dogside]

Every.damn.time. People forget how calendars work.

[lew @inlew_of]

and DONT FORGET, when the Big Ugly Bill starts in January, IT WAS NOT THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cause yall seem to forget how start dates work

[Atheistboi @athiestboi]

Charlie Kirk wanted Christianity to have a greater influence over American politics. But yesterday's election is a reminder that America is not a church, the Constitution is not the Bible, and voters are not a congregation.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

HOLY CRAP!

Democrat @scott_colom appears to have won Mississippi!!

I’m pretty sure this campaign ad had something to do with it.

Hilarious if you haven’t watched it.

[Voice of Rabbis @voiceofrabbis]

"I love Judaism and I love the Jewish people.

AIPAC and Israel are not the same as Judaism

The most dangerous thing is expanding antisemitism to include criticism of Israel"

- Abdul El-Sayed Michigan Senator

Absolutely Correct!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Texas Republicans gerrymandered the map to gain FIVE seats and ended up with a net LOSS of one.

You magnificent map-fucking morons. You moved the goalposts and still kicked yourselves in the dick.

This much schadenfreude could power the Texas grid.

[Cankles McTacoTits @The_Dogside]

Walking into work in Texas today wearing our blue branded tee shirt lol

[FFRF @FFRF]

Religious freedom should protect your right to practice your faith, not entitle you to taxpayer funding for discrimination.

The Supreme Court is turning religious liberty into a taxpayer-funded license to discriminate.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Let me make this abundantly clear: If you’re claiming Democrats are campaigning to “change the gender of three-year-olds,” name the candidate. Produce the quote. Show the actual policy.

There isn’t a single democratic candidate running for Office, who has ever said that they want to change the gender of three-year-olds.

In fact, there isn’t a single candidate who has come out in support of any sort of sex change surgery for any person under the age of 18.

This is all a problem that they made up in their heads because they know they can’t run on inflation, gas prices, or the economy

[Cankles McTacoTits @The_Dogside]

TBH the 7 tenants of the Satanic Temple would be a better guide for morality to put in classrooms

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

So churches are religious freedom, but mosques are a takeover? Fascinating how the Constitution changes depending on who's praying. MAGA wants the Ten Commandments in every classroom but sees a mosque and suddenly gets concerned about religion in public.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Last night Trump said he could have won Vietnam in a week. His plan was “going after Ho Chi Minh City.”

Ho Chi Minh City was Saigon, the capital of South Vietnam. Our ally. The enemy’s capital was Hanoi. We bombed it.

He called the presidents who fought that war stupid, then explained how he’d have won it by attacking our own side.

58,220 Americans died in that war. Trump got five deferments. Now he’s telling the rest of us how easy it would have been.

He’s had more than fifty years to learn which side we were on. He still hasn’t. That alone should disqualify him from sending anybody else’s kids to war.

Instead, he’s weighing more strikes on Iran after Tuesday. His administration has reportedly considered using the “mother of all bombs,” the one he calls “like a tiny nuclear bomb.”

The man who thinks we should have bombed our ally’s capital gets to choose the targets.

[Damon Amendolara @DamonAmendo]

I think I speak for America when I say, “GO BROWNS!”

[Reich-Wing Watch @ReichWingWatch]

🚨BREAKING: The Republican Women’s Caucus Fund has been unmasked as the force behind the fake Texas Transgender Student Union (TTSU). This Wyoming LLC, formed in September, flooded as many as 3 million Texas mailboxes and phones with texts and brochures just as early voting began for the midterms.

Posing as a trans advocacy outfit, the materials—addressed to the children of registered voters—coached minors on seeking gender-affirming care even against parents’ wishes, pursuing emancipation, going out-of-state for hormones or surgery, and finding a “found family.” They copied branding from the real Transgender Education Network of Texas (TENT) and used a near-identical address.

Legal filings named the Republican Women’s Caucus and “John Braun”—the name of a Washington state senator whose campaign treasurer, Paul Kilgore, also handles finances for the RWC Fund and PACs supporting Ken Paxton’s Senate bid against Democrat James Talarico. TTSU’s lawyer is former Paxton assistant AG Chris Hilton.

TENT sued, claiming harassment, threats, and operational harm. Judge Jan Soifer ordered disclosure, rejecting free-speech secrecy claims.

So, a Republican-linked group, with financial ties to Paxton-supporting PACs, mass-produced and distributed materials that impersonated a transgender student resource guide. In other words, the people who routinely accuse the transgender community of “indoctrinating” or targeting children, themselves produced and mailed the very content designed to look like that targeting—so parents would see it and react.

Every Republican accusation is a confession.

[Cankles McTacoTits @The_Dogside]

Mr VP, you are a scumbag

[Acyn @Acyn]

VANCE: Anybody who would divide us by the color of our skin and say that you're more or less American… that person is a scumbag