imbecile roommate: it’s tax day man did you submit all your stuff on time
me, wise: every day is taxing when one has to listen to your drivel. *chuckles smugly* off with you now, I must return to my studies.
@OP_SPOILERS2023 finally, Shanks' brother Planks will be making his appearance! It's said that in a 1v1 in the lumber section of home depot, always bet on Planks