McChristian™....

ⓘ I Solemnly Swear that I’m up to No Good 🪄

[McChristian™.... @The_friedfish]

This man kept the whole Joseph hall in lecture theatre from 7pm till 4am cos of the amount of guys smoking weed then said we should all snitch the weed smokers in a piece of paper and submit it..baba was pissed when boys were writing names like lai Muhammad, papa, and his name😂

[H.O.M.E.B.O.Y @__IamOgar]

Sco pa tu manaa😂😂😂

[ëvił @kenemustgo]

told my mum the smoke in the kitchen was a lot and she goes ‘i thought you smoke, you don’t like this one?’

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

when the kid that’s been running around the restaurant for the past hour finally hits his head on a table

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Oh

[𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔🐦‍🔥 @flames_collins]

Now that the worldcup is over,which person una dey vote for 2027?

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

"i think we should go our separate ways"

me:

[finegurlll @dunmi_ninuoluwa]

I walk in favour with God and Men
I discern the Men that God has placed around me to favour me and I honour them accordingly!
#triumph30

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don’t see anything wrong with the things they do until you do it back to them.

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

So let me get this straight my hard earned money is your love language?

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

Thor talking about Dr Doom in the Doomsday trailer

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Me waking up this morning knowing that Argentina lost the final

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ has been released.

In theaters on December 18.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

See you in 4 years 🥲

[🇦🇲 @Armeniesta]

La chute de Cubarsi sur le rouge de Fernandez

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

🚨 Argentina's new flag

[pinkie @sourberryvi]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[diego 🇳🇱🇺🇾 @diegohead_]

Yo dándole like a cada tweet riéndose de Argentina

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Medical laboratory scientist: " I won't take sh*t from anybody in this job"

Me with my stool sample:

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Enzo: I barely touched him ref