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http://t.co/dMv2axvxRh My car is probably the most expensive bird toilet I own.

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Just accidentally opened iTunes so now I can’t use my computer for the next hour or so http://t.co/j6qQ2Yo80g

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http://t.co/QRJv1G7q89 I haven't spoken to my wife in 8 days because she hates it when I interrupt her

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http://t.co/TIXleC8vOg Happy 34% of Americans Tuesday.

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http://t.co/lmcDTx6ijs "Peanuts, big butts, M&M's, large butts, raisins, huge butts." - Sir Trail Mix-a-Lot

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The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/m0i8BMb04g

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Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. http://t.co/47wpMY55oI

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The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/OWkQrSdght

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http://t.co/TpAzKiFKud I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

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http://t.co/17kjSMs4 What up Holmes? ~Watson

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Things to do before I start the thing I am supposed to be doing: All of the things. http://t.co/sq081AER

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Raspberry Ketone is hitting the fitness world by storm! http://t.co/oJFpv24q

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New Weight Loss Craze Raspberry Ketone Diet http://t.co/wd2WYxWP

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http://t.co/ngQ2taAu Text your dad "egg salad sandwich" four times in one day. He'll probably think his phone is broken.

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http://t.co/2IK6WBnw Took a nap. Think the nap store manager saw me take it. Freaking out.

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Are you a loner with no social skills? The Guild is taking applications for our Henchman placement program. HS Diploma not recommended.

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