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@WhiteHouse @SpencerGuard Um…. Nice try

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@jonathanreports I hope they leave the holes they drilled so we never forget. No letters. Just the small holes to remind us.

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@donwinslow My dad hit me with a spoon from the kitchen that we called “the raspberry paddle.”

Just made me hate him and nothing came of it. Also, I have autism.

What a dick. I would never do that to my kids.

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@Acyn Red states are broke as F

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@cptdankkk Soooooo… he’s a terrible helicopter pilot. I know because I’ve flown next to him. His radio calls are horrendous. No chance he passed the test. Absolutely zero.

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@Acyn Why the hell is Oz in the background of every shot?

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@shannonrwatts This is not good

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@kron4news Um your kid was experimenting with a giant variety of drugs, and then mixing in alcohol, and combining them together.

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@ThatEricAlper Be confident and have more sex in high school. I didn’t listen to myself.

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@reason People still smoke?

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@ThatEricAlper Redwalls

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@ThatEricAlper Pearl Jam, Black

I remember like it was yesterday

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@RVAwonk Didn’t they board flights?!?!

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@SFGate What makes a suburb ‘deep’?

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@KTVU I think he was just sleeping, per the usual

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@MeidasTouch Um… our economy is linked to ‘the world.’

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@sanandreafault Building a bridge over an airport is always a great idea.

Same with to a small island with a run down and deserted Air Force base with one tunnel connecting it to the east bay.

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@WhiteHouse King of Debt speaks again

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@MeidasTouch @Acyn Isn’t this guy the secretary of treasury? Why is he now the WH spokesman?

So full of shit

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@JonErlichman That’s actually the market value of those homes in the Bay Area