Jay van den Blart

Writer, futbol, and ttrpg enjoyer

[Jay van den Blart @the_jayq]

@MC_Rosie4 “Ummmm ackchyually his house was nicer and he did it in Idaho”

[Jay van den Blart @the_jayq]

@wearegoldeninc

[Jay van den Blart @the_jayq]

imagine writing the next great American novel in this bad boy before unceremoniously shooting yourself in a drunken rut

[𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐢 @sjgiardini]

conch style bungalow in key west, florida (1890)...

[Jay van den Blart @the_jayq]

@wearegoldeninc

[Jay van den Blart @the_jayq]

@wearegoldeninc I’m from Florida and believe me, I need a small shack with no WiFi just to drink and write

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@braxton_mccoy @gnomechild19 He’s such a poseur it’s unreal

[Jay van den Blart @the_jayq]

I have known @gnomechild19 for well over 5 years now. How many times in those 5 years do you think I’ve seen him successfully catch a fish? Simmer on that for a while, folks

[Jay van den Blart @the_jayq]

@readytorollio Patriot

[Jay van den Blart @the_jayq]

@gnomechild19 They insult you but they never say you’re wrong

[Jay van den Blart @the_jayq]

@ValidFratDude Shhh run with the bit

[Jay van den Blart @the_jayq]

@basedking01 Shhh run with the bit

[Jay van den Blart @the_jayq]

Big fan of Age of Winters, but the demo versions the Sword dropped yesterday go harder than the official releases imo

[Future Moldovan Citizen Fan @CommonSentiment]

Kool-aid infused pineapple fruity pebbles fried chicken ghetto black ass Patrick Casey gif Graham Platner Spencer Pratt wont block her rapist Drumpf Hunter Biden epic chungus fucking faggot abort a retard baby Nemets niggerball finals Jewish pussy in the backrooms America’s 250

[Jay van den Blart @the_jayq]

Beautiful rack, I can fix that childless issue for you (can’t promise they won’t be fatherless though)

[shelbystardust @shelbystardust]

I am a MAGA nightmare.

-liberal as fůck
-an artist
-vegan
-childless at 30
-called a “monster” by Fox News
-American but wears Canada hat
-not an ai bot (most women they hit on are)
-ratios “alpha males” daily
-based

[Jay van den Blart @the_jayq]

@carryonfreebird Many such cases

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Never would’ve guessed Snow Crash was the cyberpunk novel we’d have to live through

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Plans released for a $16 billion mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people.

The 'Freedom Ship' would be home to about 50,000 people, with space for 10,000 tourists and 20,000 crew members.

"The Freedom Ship is envisioned as a permanently mobile city at sea designed for long-term residence rather than short-term travel," the company says.

The ship would be about 8 times the size of the current largest ship in the world, the Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas.

The plans include a 15,000-seat stadium, schools, colleges, shops, clubs, a water park, a music hall, museums, parks, and more.

The ship, which would run on nuclear, would be too large to dock and would remain in international waters.

Freedom Cruise International says it would go around the world every two to three years.

Insane.

[Jay van den Blart @the_jayq]

I’m being goybeamed by ghetto plate and koolaid pineapple videos, my hatred burns bright

[Jay van den Blart @the_jayq]

As bad as the American legal system can be, assisted suicide/euthanasia being deemed unconstitutional on multiple occasions is a massive stalwart to this insanity

[National Post @nationalpost]

Ontario man dies of MAID after being assessed outside Tim Hortons https://t.co/oUTWrpP1My

[Jay van den Blart @the_jayq]

Changing consumer habits are gonna have this shut down within six months of launch

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Pizza Hut franchises across the country are rolling out "Pizza Hut Classic" remodels to bring back the iconic '80s and '90s dining experience.

Franchisees are reviving beloved staples like the red cups, checkered tablecloths, salad bars, and classic Tiffany-style lamps to draw families back into dining rooms.

After years of sleek modern redesigns, the old-school dine-in feel is suddenly making a comeback.

[Jay van den Blart @the_jayq]

@gnomechild19 HAIL