Kurt Stelzig

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

Speaking of grossly exaggerated...

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

Revenge is a dish best served grossly exaggerated.

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

@pinkfloyd @DavidGilmour wow.

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

Finding out the class you skipped was cancelled (a-ok emoji)

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

It's been a take my shirt off without unbuttoning it kinda day

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

If it doesn't matter when you get there, take your time.

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

Why is there a D in fridge but not in refrigerator?

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

This morning I brushed my top teeth first and it felt weird.

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

10 years have come and gone and swiss rolls are still the shit

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

So I hear we found oil in Belgium

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

"um..." - first horse that got ridden

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

Cigarettes are the desert to life's entrees... if desert gave you lung cancer

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

Whiteboards are remarkable

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

Why is "fireplace" such an un-creative name?

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

You run and you run to catch up with the sun but its sinking,
Racing around to come up behind you again

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

Leonard and leotard should be pronounced the same way

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

Always under promise and over deliver, most people do the opposite.

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

Stoners have the best taste in music.

[Alan McDonald @alanmmcdonald]

Like really why would the lip decide to swell when bitten making it even more likely to be bit again? Evolution done goofed.

[Kurt Stelzig @The_Kurtle]

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