David letterman

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Hmm, needless to say I am not David Letterman (surprised? probably not) In fact I don't even know who created my Twitter!

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What do you like about the lateshow? Tweet me your answers. (i will say them on the show)

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@mileycyrus would you like to be on the lateshow?

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I just had the weirdest dream. I dream't that i was bald and short. Oh wait thats paul!

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Good night NYC. Woo. Woo, woo, woo!

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@powergirlMC do you want to be one of my guests on the lateshow?

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@AZ_WORX how are doing?

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Paul needs more stalkers oh i mean 'followers'

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So i say to myself. Who has a name like 'twitter'? Tweet, tweet, tweet! Watch me weeknights on Cbs