William Riley

husband, dad, geek

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The urge to grab a handful of napkins from the gas station “just in case”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Gas pump: do you want a car wash? Select your fuel. Do it again I didn’t get that. Do you have a rewards card? Fueling… do you want a receipt?

Midwesterners:

[William Riley @the_linux_geek]

@Miners_XCTF Go Miners!

[William Riley @the_linux_geek]

In a world full of turmoil and change, one things remains the same. A @Wendys chocolate frosty is still flippin' awesome.

[William Riley @the_linux_geek]

My son and I were travelling on I-44 and spotted a billboard near Sullivan, MO for Rich's Famous Burgers so we stopped for lunch. Very tasty and great staff. If you're near one stop in. You won't be disappointed! https://t.co/uGnhCpCQjX

[William Riley @the_linux_geek]

See if you can spot when I switched to Gateway Fiber

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you live in this region there is a 99% chance you’ve said
“the heat’s not so bad it’s the humidity” within the last 3 days

[William Riley @the_linux_geek]

So far so good on the switch from Spectrum to Gateway Fiber

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Do you keep spare napkins in the glove box or are you weird

[William Riley @the_linux_geek]

The chicken strips are barely nuggets these days @DairyQueen

[Timberland Track and Field @TimberlandTrack]

A trip to state is on the line today at Mexico HS for 11 timberland athletes in the toughest sectional in the state!

Tickets must be purchased online: https://t.co/L6DTb8Z2mE

Follow along live: https://t.co/ZpmefWsCDE

[Timberland Track and Field @TimberlandTrack]

Tomorrow we will have 50 athletes battling for the right to compete at sectionals next week for a chance to go to state! Top 4 from each event move on!

Results, heats, flights
https://t.co/vkNDgCGZVv

North Point HS
$6 admission - CASH ONLY
Schedule 👇
https://t.co/8Zx5Md1BAp

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

LAUGH BREAK: A new meme dropped with all the stock phrases husbands and wives tell each other 🤣 https://t.co/d9ucDVwq63

https://t.co/d9ucDVwq63

[William Riley @the_linux_geek]

Such a great crew at the Wentzville, MO DQ. Always fast and friendly @DairyQueen

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

You may be Midwestern if you can smell this image

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Can this be true? Oh, my, who knew??!!

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

I’m sure many of you have seen this, but if you you haven’t, your day just got better. Enjoy!

[Wentzville Fire Protection District @WentzvilleFire]

It's scorching hot out there, folks! ☀️🔥 Don't forget to look out for your neighbors and furry friends during this dangerously hot weather. 🏡👫🐾 Stay hydrated, seek shade, and try to stay indoors. Stay safe, and take care of yourselves! 💙try to stay indoors if you can #Wproud