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Just passing time until I become an old lady who solves murders in a small village with my pet Pekingnese called 'Captain Montgomery'.

[Lottie 🦔 @The_Lottster]

LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL FLOWER GIRL

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Had a lil cry cause after tomorrow, I'll have had only one day off in the past eight days and it's two weeks before my wedding and I am VERY TIRED AND STRESSED

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The really grim thing about a 19 year old on Love Island, is that some on these guys are 26/27. They're nearing 30 and she's a teenager. I wonder how many of them will say she's too young for them, or how many won't give a shit... #LoveIsland2022

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

this costume was adorable

[Lottie 🦔 @The_Lottster]

@Williesillie2 @AtNathanYaffe He pitched it to Caldwell as drawing and coffee together at last, but Yaffe knew what he was doing, he's very wiley

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Applied for a job I low-key really really want, and I'm trying so hard to both manifest it but also be ok if nothing happens lol

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@pauldunphy @dogcelebration My rainbow girl Betty was named after Bette Davis (spelled differently so I wouldn't have to explain it to the vets everytime), Mabel is just Mabel, although she was nearly Rita as in 'Lovely Rita, meter maid'

[Kerin Cunningham ★ @KerinCunningham]

ABORTION ACCESS FOR ALL. On Demand. No Question. No Apology. We Won’t Back Down.

[Lottie 🦔 @The_Lottster]

I have literally no idea how people deal with big weddings, we're only having four guests and the amount of stuff I still need to do is ridiculous 💀

Also I get married in a month and six days. I am very excited but also incredibly stressed 😅

[Lottie 🦔 @The_Lottster]

@_gracelatter I used to work the control centre! You need to call 0300 1234 999 to report any concerns, I don't think you can report online anymore, but it will probably be very busy on the phones so you might have a wait! I hope the cats are OK!

[Lottie 🦔 @The_Lottster]

Is this not the cutest lil fucker you ever seen

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Lovely surprise to find that my third volume of Heartstopper is signed by @AliceOseman! (if you haven't read the series yet, it's quite frankly the sweetest thing in existence)

[Lottie 🦔 @The_Lottster]

Dan just handed me a fizzy vimto then said 'I know how to please a lady'

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The chair belongs to Mabel now.

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I love this big ol dingus

[Lottie 🦔 @The_Lottster]

'This bird's gonna fly'
'You better run egg'
'Yes Lisa, Daddy's a teacher'
And probably the most frequent one we say 'that dog's got a puffy tail!'

[Lottie 🦔 @The_Lottster]

This 👇Mabel's five and we're having to train her get her used to English (she's Romanian) I found her hair in my gin the other day she tries to eat pens and my hairbrush and I spent most of my weekend away asking my parents if she was OK but I'm more than happy to live like this

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Dogs are adorable -that is a fact.
Let’s get real though before you get a dog.
Here are 11 things you MUST be aware of before you get a dog.
🧵

[Lottie 🦔 @The_Lottster]

Been sat at the platform for half an hour @TPExpressTrains , why? Conductor was in a taxi '5 mins away', 25 mins ago. Train is packed anyway because only 3 carriages on to Manchester, on a Saturday, during Easter Hols.

[Lottie 🦔 @The_Lottster]

Also big shout out to my Dad too, who agreed to look after all our pets an extra night, also without fuss or complaint

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Big shout out to my future husband who upon learning there was a train strike on Sunday meaning it would be incredibly difficult to for us to get home and anxiety inducing for me (to the point that I cried when he told me) sorted out us staying an extra night with fuss at all