That Marc

Purveyor of fine penis and hot garbage, prone to fits of awesomeness. Shameless nerd. Hufflepuff, motherfucker!!

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

Don't just ask me to talk dirty..
Inspire me to talk dirty

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

Feeling like a "smoke to feel somewhat human" kind of day

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

I made homemade cheese crackers..
Please check your panties at the door

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

*whispers* The secret ingredient is cunnilingus

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

Smoking weed, gangster rap, and making homemade pizza 💚

[The Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum]

i grew up being the odd one out.
i hated being different

now i embrace that part of me.
this weird, this is mine and it took me years to own that

[Zaza Goblin @ZazaG0blin]

Pasta will fix me

[Veruca's Alt @AltVeruca]

Fuck this whole month.

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

Pity Tits and the Generic Platitudes

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

Apathetic Doom-scroll Monday

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

Me too, Sunday...
Me too.

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

No need to thank me, ma'am..
I'm a pervert.
Its what we do

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

Let me play you the song of my people...

*fires up stand mixer*

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

...a titty in the mouth could fix me

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

Tis the season

[Veruca's Alt @AltVeruca]

If you see me rockin out to 99 Luftballoons in my car in the work parking lot before I go in, mind your business.

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

Roasted garlic
Roasted veggies
Roasted my damn self

[The Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum]

i don’t give everyone access to me
because i value peace more than attention

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

I'm not trash, I'm garbage..

HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN TAKING NOTES?!

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth