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Hi guys I'm Matt Long, I like long walks to the refrigerator, candle lit shoving my suckhole with food, eggs, peanuts and loving colored babies

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@rayrayands #fullOshit

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Opening day of shotgun is the same day my food stamps expire! Oh boy what to do!? #MiniMuffinsAndShotguns

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Just read Ruth's yearbook apparently get nickname was boner garage #haveagoodsummer #hotruth

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You know what you don't see? Enough white girls pregnant with colored babies

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Chipotle makes the best salads, made by the friendliest colored folks

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@TheSwiener84 @NaBenningfield Funny, I'll whisper it in your mothers ear tonight when I come over.

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@TheSwiener84 @NaBenningfield I think it's you Ellen Degerous

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Got the highest score on a test I've ever had! Unfortunately it was my cholesterol test... #FatMatt

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Just put all my money on the pats game, and Obama getting a third term in office.

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Brian keeps making fun of me because "Real rednecks can't have all their teeth"

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Just call me seamen cause I'm so salty

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@Colin_Daly I'm heading there to visit Donna, at her home on whore island. Get it?

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@blong002 Bring me home some. Triple meat

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@BrittniKeppler alright thanks 🐷

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@BrittniKeppler Or just call me Matt.

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Ruth's making meatloaf #Score

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@longer1702 Okay tough guy, you couldn't bounce at Chuck E Cheese

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Tried getting up in a tree stand today, boy was that hard to climb and eat mini muffins